I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris throws knives at Petra. Chuck Norris ate the Lord Of Wolves, because there can only be one. Chuck Norris gorged on Kalkis. Chuck Norris decodes engrams into shit for the Cryptarch. Whenever Chuck Norris walks up to Xûr, everything there is a Gjallahorn.