Me: Do dolphins breathe water or air?
Kid: Water duuuh
Me: Name one element of the atmosphere
Same kid: Water
Me: How many planets are there in the solar system?
Same kid: I dunno I'm not a nerd
Same kid: I'm so good at hacking and coding
Me: Name a programming language
Same kid: English
Same kid: I'm so much better at drawing than everybody
Me: Draw a three dimensional square
*kid draws rectangle with line down the middle*
Me and friends: *saying I will find you and I will kill you*
Same kid: I know that quote that's from Vine
Same kid: I hate Star Wars the creator should just go die
Me: Do you even know the creators name?
Same kid: Is it Steve?
Uuuuuugh...
Edit: Just recently the same kid thought Albert Einstein and Donald Trump where the same person.
English
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Dear god
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We're reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible!
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Why am I laughing
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I wish autism could be a reason for this. The levels of stupidity cannot be explained by science.
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I should not have laughed at this...
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[quote]We're reaching autism levels that shouldn't even be possible![/quote]
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I don't want to live on the planet anymore
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[quote]I don't want to live on the planet anymore[/quote]
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......I hate humanity
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Holy shit!
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All of the above is correct.
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Even I knew about programming languages during 7th grade
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Never go full retard
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He was right about the water in the atmosphere
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I asked for an element.
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Except water is not an element... unless you're Aristotle
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Me and friends: *saying I will find you and I will kill you* Same kid: I know that quote that's from Vine #Murica OH MY GOD SHOOT ME NOW LIKE -blam!- THIS KID
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*cringes internally*
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Edited by CaptainStranger: 10/21/2015 1:17:52 AM-finds pistol on desk- nah need something bigger-finds minigun-there we go[spoiler]LETS GO KILL THE MUTHER-blam!-ER TERMIMATOR STYLE[/spoiler]
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KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS
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[quote]KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS[/quote]
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[quote][quote]KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote]KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Why were you asking the dolphin question
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Testing the other kid probably.