Parody thread, all credits to Schreuf, but it has to be 1-2 minutes ago, so you cant say phone. Luckily, its the girl I like.
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Bend over Siri.
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My girlfriend [spoiler]I'm good[/spoiler]
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Nobody then
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I'm all good cuz it was a female friend of mine and shes pretty hot
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The automated notice system. Joy oh joy
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My mother...O_O
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My boyfriend.... [spoiler]uh...k[/spoiler]
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My mom. [spoiler]*kills self*[/spoiler]
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>Implying a dragon has a phone For the sake of argument I'm going to use the last person I communicated with while not face to face. Hmm... My Colonel in north Germany, only half human and female, I could do worse.
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the receptionist at my school nice
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A guy from work? Oh... well now.
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Implying that i talk on the phone. Check your privileges
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My married sister, I'm not going to make her chest because that's -blam!-ed up. She has a kid
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This girl that i met on XBL. So im going from the friendzone to...her-zone.
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My sister.
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My father 😨. Nope.
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Strogger and Enigmatic Entity Gay 3 ways ftw
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u sick bastard
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Already going to this weekend m8
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my niece…
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Edited by Chino: 6/14/2015 4:37:35 AMMy dad? Wtf?
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Girlfriend..? Right on I guess.
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Myself :(
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My brother-in-law [spoiler]no homo tho[/spoiler]
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I don't really talk on the phone a lot, I mostly text people or type to them in apps