EDIT LYRICS Ronaldo Chop by Joe Weller – cover art Ronaldo Chop Joe Weller Last update on May 3 2014 15 I was walking down the street It was all going wrong Like bomb too strong for me I felt the illest The weirdest and the realist But then I looked to the floor And then I just felt fearless; tearless I came to a stop Took a little look Ronaldo chop Bit down, to the ground felt as though I passed out Next ting I know Pow! School bound Enter the gates Been found Now I'm the bait Worthless, Embarrassing, You're just plain dumb This ain't the way that it's going down son Cuz I'll hit you with the chop Ronaldo Chop You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block! Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe! Lol jokes, cuz I am too Later that day, I was looking at the weather When walking by The fittest girl ever I went in for the kill And Offered up the D Said I've brought 10 rubbers with me I was thinking it was all going well, Then saw that I'd pissed myself... He's a loser, and ugly too Yo bitch, STFU Cuz I'll hit you with the chop Ronaldo Chop You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block! Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe! Lol jokes, cuz I am too Now that, I'm basically magic I feel like a monster, No not Jurassic Woah look! It's Draco Malfoy "I got you a ride!" Now let's go to town boy! Pimpin' and dealing, He's at it all day His specialty? Self BJ's Outa nowhere A penguin appeared Beating up malfoy Not today dear! Cuz I'll hit you with the chop Ronaldo Chop You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block! Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe! Lol jokes, cuz I am too Cuz I'll hit you with the chop Ronaldo Chop You ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block! Trust me! When I say you're a wannabe! Lol jokes, cuz I am too