Hey Cleveland/Golden State. After you win the NBA Championship this year, why don't you lose all the games in the first half of your next season to give other teams a chance to make it to the playoffs. If you have a hot wife, break up with her at the 10 year mark to give other guys a chance to tap that sweet ass. You drive a Lamborghini? Leave the keys in the ignition with the door open every now and then to let other people experience a fine automobile. You'll get so many thank you notes. Pay it forward, booster.