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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/18/2015 10:10:37 PM
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Petition for shank sword jousting
Hello all, and [b][i]happy Wednesday![/i][/b].
If you're like me, when you awoke this morning you felt empty. Not because the woman (or man) lying next to you looks like a [i]grunt[/i] in their sleep, but because something is missing.
That something, is [b][i]jousting.[/i][/b]
Sign here for patch 1.2.2 to allow us to ride shanks, wielding a sword of crota.
$40 for [b][i]Taken King?[/i][/b] I'll pay you a separate [b][i][u]$50[/u][/i][/b] for this one thing.
The goal is 100,000 signs.
#DeeJ please add this to the [b][i]Community Wishlist[/i][/b]
[b][i]EDIT 1:[/i][/b] already at 3,500 signs, thanks so much! We're well on our way to glory.
[b][i]EDIT 2:[/i][/b] Moving right along, already received three emails from Bungie thanking me for my innovation. They said if we reach the 100,000 bumps then it will be the next immediate patch. [b][u][i]AND WE'RE ALREADY OVER 9,000[/i][/u][/b]
You guys made my phone die while I was fishing, but who cares!
[b][i]Bungie[/i][/b] I know you're all tied up about what to do with Thorn. Make this happen and we'll [b][i]forget[/i][/b] Thorn is even a thing because we'll be jousting. Make it easier on all of us!
Edit: THANKS SO MUCH FOR CONTINUED BUMPING.
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1 ReplyPetition for the next 34 PoE boss to be a giant shank Also signed for this one
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1 ReplyThis sounds inconceivably stupid and unquantifiably dangerous... Count me in!
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2 RepliesSigned
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1 ReplyI see your shank is as big as mine. Let's see how handle it.
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2 RepliesSigned
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1 ReplyWhy not sparrows pikes and interceptors too. I'm in
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1 ReplyScrew sparrows. I want to ride a shank! Signed
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1 ReplyWhy shanks can't we pump it up a notch and do Crota himself?
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1 Reply
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1 ReplySigned
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2 RepliesEdited by mannagement: 6/10/2015 8:21:13 PMShanks? Sparrows? [spoiler][i]Either way, yes…[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAigned
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1 ReplySigned.
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1 ReplySigned by the royal signature of miqbez himself
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3 RepliesI'm in
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1 ReplyHell to the yes!
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2 RepliesI'd rather joust while flying on the back of an ostrich.
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2 RepliesSigned.
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1 ReplyExplosive shanks
