Hello all, and [b][i]happy Wednesday![/i][/b].
If you're like me, when you awoke this morning you felt empty. Not because the woman (or man) lying next to you looks like a [i]grunt[/i] in their sleep, but because something is missing.
That something, is [b][i]jousting.[/i][/b]
Sign here for patch 1.2.2 to allow us to ride shanks, wielding a sword of crota.
$40 for [b][i]Taken King?[/i][/b] I'll pay you a separate [b][i][u]$50[/u][/i][/b] for this one thing.
The goal is 100,000 signs.
#DeeJ please add this to the [b][i]Community Wishlist[/i][/b]
[b][i]EDIT 1:[/i][/b] already at 3,500 signs, thanks so much! We're well on our way to glory.
[b][i]EDIT 2:[/i][/b] Moving right along, already received three emails from Bungie thanking me for my innovation. They said if we reach the 100,000 bumps then it will be the next immediate patch. [b][u][i]AND WE'RE ALREADY OVER 9,000[/i][/u][/b]
You guys made my phone die while I was fishing, but who cares!
[b][i]Bungie[/i][/b] I know you're all tied up about what to do with Thorn. Make this happen and we'll [b][i]forget[/i][/b] Thorn is even a thing because we'll be jousting. Make it easier on all of us!
Edit: THANKS SO MUCH FOR CONTINUED BUMPING.
-
Look at trailer and stare at giant shank. Your dream might become reality
-
Bump.
-
Signed sealed delivered
-
Signed
-
Wut about da children
-
Let's get bumping
-
This is lame. What kind of crap idea is this. A shank really? Did you mean sparrow????
-
Bumping the shit out of this
-
-
-
"Over 9,000 signs" Has 1746 signs
-
-
-
Moar bamp
-
Bamps are good
-
I like bamps
-
More bamps
-
-
I'm back!
-
-
Bumppppppppppppppppp
-
Bump for the win.
-
over 9000 bumps
-
Infinite bumps
-
Bump!
-
Bump!