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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/18/2015 10:10:37 PM
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Petition for shank sword jousting
Hello all, and [b][i]happy Wednesday![/i][/b].
If you're like me, when you awoke this morning you felt empty. Not because the woman (or man) lying next to you looks like a [i]grunt[/i] in their sleep, but because something is missing.
That something, is [b][i]jousting.[/i][/b]
Sign here for patch 1.2.2 to allow us to ride shanks, wielding a sword of crota.
$40 for [b][i]Taken King?[/i][/b] I'll pay you a separate [b][i][u]$50[/u][/i][/b] for this one thing.
The goal is 100,000 signs.
#DeeJ please add this to the [b][i]Community Wishlist[/i][/b]
[b][i]EDIT 1:[/i][/b] already at 3,500 signs, thanks so much! We're well on our way to glory.
[b][i]EDIT 2:[/i][/b] Moving right along, already received three emails from Bungie thanking me for my innovation. They said if we reach the 100,000 bumps then it will be the next immediate patch. [b][u][i]AND WE'RE ALREADY OVER 9,000[/i][/u][/b]
You guys made my phone die while I was fishing, but who cares!
[b][i]Bungie[/i][/b] I know you're all tied up about what to do with Thorn. Make this happen and we'll [b][i]forget[/i][/b] Thorn is even a thing because we'll be jousting. Make it easier on all of us!
Edit: THANKS SO MUCH FOR CONTINUED BUMPING.
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Hell yeah jousting #signed
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Thou bump shall be given
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[quote]Jousting? Lol. Hard bump. (it counts as 20k bumps)[/quote] So then a shove is a hard hard bump? Gotta be worth 50k...
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1 ReplyMind if I may ask what the bump count and if we could have some proof of you being emailed by bungie?
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Signed
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Shrike
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Signed
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3 RepliesBump. We can have a new mode, capture the Luke Smith. Scoop him up on your shank and dunk him in the PR training bucket to score
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Bump Signed Etc.
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2 RepliesI do hereby, of mine own free will, grant my signature to this petition that this, the most noble sport of Shank jousting, may become a fixture in the game and culture of Destiny.
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Signedddd
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Signed.
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1 Reply
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[b]Bump[/b]
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Over 9000 bump
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2 Replies*throws money at the screen*
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Signed x1000000000
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I would pay 80 dollar for this!
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Important Bump.
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1 ReplyNecrobump
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyDear Luke Smith, this is what you throw money at the screen for. Shank jousting. Literally riding a shank like Sea Biscuit, with the sole aim of stabbing someone else also riding a shank trying to stab back. Sparrow? Nah, Shank Surfing is where it's at. You Sir, win.
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