You're at a party after some heavy drinking. Instead of driving you decide you're going to walk home, but take a short cut through the woods to avoid the police. Soon you realize this was a mistake.
You stumble into tree after tree until you're completely lost. It's pitch dark and you can hear some wolfs stalking you. You believe they are the furry kind.
As you move faster and faster in fear you see an odd looking log cabin. You enter. What do you do?
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*I creep silently through the underbrush.* "A-ha!" In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. *Hope!* *I move stealthily toward it,* But My leg! "AH!" It's caught in a bear trap! *Gnawing off my leg,* *Limping toward the cottage,* *Now I'm on the doorstep,* Sitting inside, is Shia Labeouf. *He is Sharpening an axe,* "Shia Labeouf" *But he doesn't hear me enter,* "Shia Labeouf?" *I'm sneaking up behind him.* *Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.*