You're at a party after some heavy drinking. Instead of driving you decide you're going to walk home, but take a short cut through the woods to avoid the police. Soon you realize this was a mistake.
You stumble into tree after tree until you're completely lost. It's pitch dark and you can hear some wolfs stalking you. You believe they are the furry kind.
As you move faster and faster in fear you see an odd looking log cabin. You enter. What do you do?
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I enter the cabin and Shia surprise!
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Summons CTHULU to warp me to his Underwater city to arrange the Stars.
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[quote]#KtanLovesLincoln[/quote] We must spread this like people spread their buttchecks for Shrek.
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Are cults really beginning to sprout up on B.net? Sigh...
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*I creep silently through the underbrush.* "A-ha!" In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. *Hope!* *I move stealthily toward it,* But My leg! "AH!" It's caught in a bear trap! *Gnawing off my leg,* *Limping toward the cottage,* *Now I'm on the doorstep,* Sitting inside, is Shia Labeouf. *He is Sharpening an axe,* "Shia Labeouf" *But he doesn't hear me enter,* "Shia Labeouf?" *I'm sneaking up behind him.* *Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.*
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time to drop the nuke
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Whaaaaat?
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Lmfao you're such a fag
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Burn it down again with DEEJ
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lolwut?
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What are you talking about? This is my home.
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[quote]wolfs[/quote]
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*starts watching final destination*
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Summon me mortal chortals!
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*use my phone*
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*Does all the drugs*
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RAWR!!
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*Enters cabin* *Passes out because I've been drinking heavily and was chased by wolves for whatever reason*
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*enters completely in the nude*
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Burn it. Burn it all
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Knock on the door. Quickly run to a window with my 12 gauge benelli and put a round in through it killing the person who went to answer the door. Round up the rest of whoever is left and tie them up and hang them upside down by two toes. Tell them that they wanted to summon the devil, so here I am. The rest is up for speculation.
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[quote]You're at a party[/quote]Not likely[quote] after some [i]heavy drinking[/i].[/quote]Not likely[quote]take a short cut through the woods[/quote]Not likely [quote]to avoid the police.[/quote]I'm wanted by the police? Not likely
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Edited by name: 6/9/2015 5:18:24 AM[quote]You're at a party after some heavy drinking. Instead of driving you decide you're going to walk home, but take a short cut through the woods to avoid the police. Soon you realize this was a mistake. You stumble into tree after tree until you're completely lost. It's pitch dark and you can hear some wolfs stalking you. You believe they are the furry kind. As you move faster and faster in fear you see an odd looking log cabin. You enter. What do you do?[/quote]. As clearly shown above, I don't make it far.
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Walk in like i own the place.
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Walks around cabin and inspects surroundings. Then proceeds to the front door and enters as the cabin looks abandoned.
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Knock extremely loudly