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4/9/2015 5:18:16 PM
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Why all Nerf posts are simply Ridiculous.
I used to always see a lot of people going around asking for Nerfs but... every time I heard that, it always felt as though something was wrong.... I needed to know what was going on at the back of my mind, that told me "Nerfing" is wrong!
Because of that, I asked a few comrades for help. Famous, incognito, loved or hated, they are all here!
I will present a few comments I gathered from all around the Tower and the Forums.
I couldn't have done this research without the help of these fine ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you very much for your Help!
"Nerf this! Nerf that!
[i]Half Of the Forum[/i]
"Just keep it as it is."
[i]The Other Half Of The Forum[/i]
"OP OP OP OP"
[i]The Other 40% Of The Forum[/i]
"GAHHHHH THORNNNNN!!!"
[i]A LOT of Crucible Players[/i]
"Felwinter's Lie is the best sniper rifle! It needs an urgent NERF!"
[i]Another lot of Crucible Players[/i]
"If you use TLW: Screw. You.
Bungie, Nerf this thing!"
[i]People who don't use TLW in Crucible... and get killed by it.[/i]
"Hawkmoon is for scrubs. Nerf!"
[i]Guy who probably got killed by it in Crucible. A lot.[/i]
"Red Death is for coward scrubs. Nerf!"
[i]Person who died because his teammate got killed and the enemy healed himself.[/i]
"My Broom is OP. Definitely OP. What is OP again?"
[i]Broom Sweeping Bot[/i]
"You know... They should Nerf Crota."
[i]Eris Morn[/i]
"They should buff the Lore in my honest opinion."
[i]The Speaker[/i]
"Vexexexexexexex"
[i]Some crazy guy in the Forum. Probably.[/i]
"Nerf the Oracles for all that is sacred!"
[i]Kabr, The Legionless[/i]
"They should Nerf Legendary Engrams back to what they were. I rememeber the good Blue times!"
[i]Master Rahool[/i]
"Someone needs to Nerf NLB. That thing is a beast!
[i]No one ever[/i]
So, I recently realized something.... They have all been asking the wrong thing!
Well.... Have any of you guys actually used a Nerf gun? Like, I mean a real, actual, NERF gun?
(Of course yes.)
That shit Hurts! A lot! Try getting shot in the eye by that thing! You'll spend the next 10 minutes with your eye aching and itching!
That's some serious firepower right there!
They should Nerf Nerf!
Thanks for reading! I just felt I should try to add some humor to the forum :)
I wish you a nice day Sir/M'am!
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1 ReplyInstead of asking to nerf everything to the ground why don't we try something called balancing?? Instead we have the king(thorn) the queen(TLW) running rampant all over the peasants(autos). Soon there will be a beheading and the king and queen will be at the bottom with the old king and queen(suros, vex). Like seriously drop the DOT on the thorn so it doesn't out dps hmg's which is just silly. And slightly lower the stability so it isn't a automatic scout rifle. Possibly fix broken last word perk. It's that simple
