Putin be like:
Look, if you had one shot, or one
Opportunity, to seize everything you ever
Wanted, one moment, would you capture
It, or let it slip?
Да
His bombs are heavy, Kiev's weak, cant
Hold steady
His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John
Kerry
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks
Calm and ready,
To drop bombs, but he keeps on
forgetting about Moscow
The protests get so loud, he gives the
order and right then the troops roll out
-blam!- the pacifists he can just choke them
Out
Peace times over, the games up, world
War now!
English
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*passes out from laughter and sleep deprivation*