I'm stuck at work for the next 7 hours, entertain me please.
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>purchase superglue and airhorns >glue airhorns to the bottoms of chairs >wait for someone to sit down. Note, if you do not have swivel chairs where you work do this instead >apply superglue a chair, bench, or any seating >hide >wait for someone to unthinkingly sit down and get glued to the chair >wait until you are sure they are stuck to the chair >sneak up behind them >use airhorn