"Hey, let go of my floppy"
[spoiler]Come up with some more[/spoiler]
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You're better than consoles.
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"You better start working or I'm throwing you out the window."
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What if your PC [i]is[/i] your Girlfriend?
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I wish I didn't have to spend so much money on you.
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"It holds all my porn"
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I have a computer
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"I'm glad I have a computer!"
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Gonna need to plug this thing in so I can use it some more
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I can remove internal programs I don't like and tailor it to my liking
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[quote][i]"Mine Lights up!"[/i][/quote] [quote][i]"I need to upgrade it soon."[/i][/quote] [quote][i]"Whenever I play games it always starts to lag behind."[/i][/quote] [quote][i]"Do you know anything that will make it work better?"[/i][/quote] [quote][i]"I plugged in my USB an accidentally gave it a virus..."[/i][/quote]
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Well time to trade in for a new model.