I have a wife & a 11yr old boy I also met a smoking hot chick we were quick friends & we had sex (my son knew me & the other women were friends & he found out we became more than that)
So my "girlfriend" is pregnant; my son & wife knows. They're giving her the cold shoulder
Any thoughts?
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One of your tags is wrong [spoiler]#gaystuff[/spoiler] Fix'd (Would also explain the guys only part)
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Poor kid...
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Cut off your dick for being unfaithful.
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Did you forget about the faithful part of marriage?
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So for the first thing today, we are going to learn a new word: CONDOM. Here is another new word: FIDELITY.
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Change your hairstyle, dye your hair, wear glasses, grow your 'stache, "loose" all your official documents, and slip away to an uninhabited island with lots of goats.
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Insert your penis in a toaster, çuntmonkey
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Edited by MagicWalrus702: 6/7/2015 2:07:17 PMAlright my younger brother thinks you should tell your gf to get an abortion and then say to your wife that you have a sex addiction and couldn't help yourself. I say be real with yourself and ask yourself who you want to be with. And make a wise decision about how you will live from now on.
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Polygymy
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Edited by d0c 0n1ner: 6/7/2015 3:54:34 AMSplit yourself into two mens Then -blam!- yourself caus you're a dumb -blam!-.
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Edited by Gladlin: 6/7/2015 1:51:59 PMThought on what? Your actions, which were dumb as hell, or what you should do? As for your actions, I hope you know what you did was wrong. As for what to do now: the child she carries is yours. You have a responsibility to help care for it. You also have a responsibility to your family to spend the rest of your life making up for your betrayal. I would not expect, and neither should you, your wife to treat this woman with any kind of respect. The fact that that woman slept with you says that she does not respect your marriage or your wife. Take care of the child but have no more contact with that woman than what is necessary toward that end.
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Edited by Aldrich: 6/7/2015 4:06:19 AM#Don'tBe@FoolWrapTheTool #Oops! [spoiler]fool[/spoiler]
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Guys. SHUT. THE HEL. UP. YES, HE MADE A HUGE ASS MISTAKE, BUT HARING ON HIM AND PRETTY MUCH SHITTING ON HIS DAY WON'T HELP! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE CALLED A LITTLE SHIT, CÛNTMONKEY, AND TOLD THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL? SO PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE -blam!- UP AND GIVE HIM A BREAK.
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Edited by afanoflafear: 6/7/2015 7:08:21 AMfap [b]edit[/b] Wait no, your tank is probably empty after getting her pregnant, wait 2 weeks then fap.
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Yah dun fûcked up.
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All i can say is that you -blam!-ed up
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Unless your a Mormon you are pretty much out of luck. Next time wear a raincoat.
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Edited by Tosevite 187: 6/7/2015 6:03:30 AMWatch [i]Bad Johnson[/i] on netflix
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Does your wife listen to Carrie Underwood? If so protect your truck!
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You're an idiot. If you're gonna cheat, at least use a condom.
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Good job..... Both kids life will suck now.
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Tread carefully and think smart, but always remember that the children come first. What happens next could turn their world upside down. Just be smart. Good luck.
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1. Find a window to nowhere 2. Jump out of it
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Welcome to jackass
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Ya done f*cked up