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6/7/2015 12:03:04 AM
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*awkwardly hugs nearest person*
*steals wallet*
*walks away twirling moustache*
*profits*
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[spoiler]I was the person you hugged[/spoiler] [b]as you walk away I get you into a headlock[/b] You totally made the wrong choice [b]as I squeeze your vision turns black, you knocked out I take my wallet back[/b] Thank. You
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*you feel the cold metal of a magnum against the back of your head.* (Guard.) "we don't necessarily like thiefs here on New Terra's, especially when they rob refugees. Hand over the wallet and you'll be free to go, if not well. We have people to deal with you."
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Wha? I... I dont know what youre talking about, good sir. I simply gave someone a hug!
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OHH well I must have been mist- TAZER!!! *a baton that resembles a cattle prod is pressed against you and you go down. While on the floor the guard searches you and finds the wallet which inside is a picture of a family, none of which are you.* Don't know what I'm talking about eh? How come this man is identical to the man missing his wallet over there?
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I always get brutally attacked by people when I come to these things... ;^; And he was simply... Uh... Loaning me the wallet! Yeah. He asked me to go get him... A... Sandwich? A sandwich. And Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Where do you get off tazing me, dammit?
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New Terra is under martial law until the elections are held. We can't have people like you ruining the fragile stability of our planet. Don't you know what's going on? How can you steal from others while we're all mourning our loved ones and the loss of Earth?
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Hey, hey, what makes you think Im not in mourning too? Im in the same boat as everyone else here. Including you. I wouldnt need to steal if the place wasnt taken over by corrupted bastards... Grumble...
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Yeah what corrupted bastards are those?
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Maybe the ones walking around with cattle prods and tazing people... -w-
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But...this is a TAZER! Not a cattle prod. Besides would you rather be out there with the tribals? They sodomize those that are caught thieving.
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You also had a gun pointed at my head! And... Erm... No. I guess not...
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Haha you mean this? *shows you an empty flare gun* It was a scare tactic! It totally worked!
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*frowns* It still couldve caused me some damage...
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It was empty! The only damage done would've been to your pants! Haha come friend let me buy you a drink and let's call it even. Coincidently I think I have something that might interest you.
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Grumble... Fine... What do you have for me?
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*walks to a bar and orders some moonshine, then hands you a glass* Seeing as you how you like to take things that aren't yours why don't you sign up for the Navy, The Commander can use some good scavengers, rules are lax for those guys not to mention if you happen to come across something you like that doesn't serve a purpose to the Navy, who's to stop you from keeping unowned loot?
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*stares into glass* Hmm... Im not so sure... I like working alone. And for myself. I imagine conflicts would arise. Er... More conflicts than usual, I guess.
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Well the scavengers are usually on their own. Only time the work with people is to offload the supplies and scraps
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Mmm... I... I'll think about it... *sips drink* What brought up the offer, exactly? Dont you guys have plenty of scavengers as it is?
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Edited by CaptainMandalore: 6/7/2015 3:11:41 AMHa! Cause, I'm a scavenger myself and I know another scavenger when I see one. You should've seen your face when you though I was a guard. Bro guards travel in groups. Yeah there's a lot of us but there's way more wreckage then us and we need as much supplies as we can get if we're gonna rebuild the federation
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*growls and looks away* Maybe Im not interested in helping you rebuild...
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*laughs* ok suit yourself, have fun when you get conscripted to be a farmer or a builder. If you fight back enough they'll make you a soldier haha. *gets up and walks away. You notice he left a card with his comm ID on it.*
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*rests head against hand and stares at your card for a moment* *sighs, grabs card, and runs after you* Wait, hold up! So... How would I go about becoming a scavenger, exactly? *awkwardly plays with your card as I talk*
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"Come with me up to the Alamo. I'll talk to some people you'll get a briefing, go through a short training exercise and the you'll get your own ship. It's easy."
