You're in Jurassic park and there's a hungry
t-Rex a few feet in front of you.
What are you going to do.
[spoiler]going off the books not the movies[/spoiler]
If you survived the t-Rex then you must survive my favorite Dinosaur the spinosaurus.
Beware the pack of raptors they are clever.
Somehow an ankylosaurus got lose and is enraged good luck on this one.
Indominus Rex (correct me if I spelled it wrong) is now loose and is killing everything in sight and those raptors from earlier are hunting with him( mosasaur is not around anymore it got splashed)
Ok due to some people other games are not allowed.
all you have on you is a shotgun of your choice (has to be a real shotgun) and everything is lose on the island. Also Chris Pratt is not on the island and you can't do what he did (that means you can't tame them.
Edit: fixed grammar issues also never voice texting again
No riding the dinosaurs people
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act like im one with the pack
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Begin to shake rapidly and screech while squatting and waddling around, then scare it away
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Sing's Jurassic park theme.*
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" Hold my beer I got this" (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Ride it into the sunset. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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Edited by TheDesertRanger: 6/28/2015 10:11:01 AMProbably get eaten. That's the kind of thing dinosaurs tend to do.
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No there's isn't stupid I'm at work
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SPOILER ALERT [spoiler]Do what Owen did in Jurassic world with the raptors.[/spoiler]
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Break his ankles
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DO A BARREL ROLL
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"Clevah ghirl." *ded*
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Gjallarhorn...
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I would try to pet the T-rex. He just needs a little lovin. It's bad enough he has tiny arms
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Show them my face, the kicker is that they all die!
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Kick it in the food lump
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T-Rex? That's cute. Meet mine.
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Be eaten
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http://www.twitch.tv/corruptedchunks
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Im kung fu master hitler [spoiler]GG NO RE[/spoiler]
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Im conpletely and utterly [spoiler]f@cked[/spoiler]
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Edited by PippenOnXbox: 6/22/2015 5:15:39 AMBecause a dumb T-Rex could find me with my hiding abilities.
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Well I'd introduce the t-rex to porn. No one can be mad when masturbating right?
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I'll be Jeff Goldblumm, so you dig up dinosaurs
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Trex steaks. Mmm
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Microwave it
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Bitchslap the Trex and destroy all of these abominations. Then I begin cloning actual dragons, not these mistakes.