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You're in Jurassic park now

You're in Jurassic park and there's a hungry t-Rex a few feet in front of you. What are you going to do. [spoiler]going off the books not the movies[/spoiler] If you survived the t-Rex then you must survive my favorite Dinosaur the spinosaurus. Beware the pack of raptors they are clever. Somehow an ankylosaurus got lose and is enraged good luck on this one. Indominus Rex (correct me if I spelled it wrong) is now loose and is killing everything in sight and those raptors from earlier are hunting with him( mosasaur is not around anymore it got splashed) Ok due to some people other games are not allowed. all you have on you is a shotgun of your choice (has to be a real shotgun) and everything is lose on the island. Also Chris Pratt is not on the island and you can't do what he did (that means you can't tame them. Edit: fixed grammar issues also never voice texting again No riding the dinosaurs people

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  • Probably have a panic attack, heart attack, a siezure, messy pants, shock, and die from one of those before the t rex even knows im there

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    • Aww shit Uhh Don't move at all and wait for it to leave Slow, calm breathing It's not really there, it's not really there... And when it leaves run like hell

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      • T-rex: don't move. Wait for it to leave. Spino: grenade launcha biatch! Ankley: same as above ^^^^^^ Raptors: ...welp im -blam!-ed

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        • "JUST DO IT"

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        • stand still and do not move. when it leaves i book it

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        • I open my jacket... Every thing I dead

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        • Ride it

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        • Run from the t-Rex, after I loose it I would try to cover myself in mud to hide myself

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        • All aboard the NOPE train to -blam!-THATVILLE

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          • Run far, far away

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          • Woo wee! Time fer huntin! 'merica!

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            • I assume I'm still in the car?

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              • Nuke the island. Nobody wins.

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                • Only if I can be Chris Pratt while I'm there

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                  • Keep shooting a sniper-shotgun at an indominous Rex even though I can obviously see it's not doing crap

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                  • "It's all over now, hug me baby"

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                  • Hold on to your butts.

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                  • [quote]What are you going to do?[/quote] [b]Die[/b]

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                  • Clever girl.

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                  • Tame the T-Rex and ride to victory

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                    • This may be my only chance to have sex with the dinosaurs. It's worth the risk.

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                      • Be me come at me dinobros

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                        • http://imgur.com/gallery/33t1ngk

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                          • get John Hammond, because we all know he rules the dinosaurs

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                            • Show it my Dino ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]__________________ | | | SEND NUDES | |_________________| (\__/)|| (• - •)|| / う[/spoiler]

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