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Edited by Queen Magikarp:
7/15/2015 3:41:03 AM
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You're in Jurassic park now
You're in Jurassic park and there's a hungry
t-Rex a few feet in front of you.
What are you going to do.
[spoiler]going off the books not the movies[/spoiler]
If you survived the t-Rex then you must survive my favorite Dinosaur the spinosaurus.
Beware the pack of raptors they are clever.
Somehow an ankylosaurus got lose and is enraged good luck on this one.
Indominus Rex (correct me if I spelled it wrong) is now loose and is killing everything in sight and those raptors from earlier are hunting with him( mosasaur is not around anymore it got splashed)
Ok due to some people other games are not allowed.
all you have on you is a shotgun of your choice (has to be a real shotgun) and everything is lose on the island. Also Chris Pratt is not on the island and you can't do what he did (that means you can't tame them.
Edit: fixed grammar issues also never voice texting again
No riding the dinosaurs people
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4 RepliesEdited by TheBatman: 7/3/2015 1:48:21 AMI'd forge a giant Great Sword then do some monster hunting.
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6 Repliescatch that shit in a masterball
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I'd get my rathalos sword and grab my skinning knife and go grind for new armor :p
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I call the Batmobile and kill it with my 60mm cannon.
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I proudly give my life in honor of our reptilian overlords
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6 Replies*buy another goat
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2 RepliesI'd run without dropping any of my margaritas
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1 ReplyA BULLET TO THE BRAIN
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6 RepliesThat's a dinosaur
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2 RepliesWait a second! Can I be their friend?
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2 RepliesYOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE IN JURASSIC PARK NOW
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1 Replywhen it goes to bite me, jump so he swallows me whole. i'll claw my way out from the inside.
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1 ReplyI blow them up with my homemade ballistic missile.
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Lucky for me I'm a dino rider. I'll put my brain-box on each of those dinosaurs and start my dino army.
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4 RepliesWow much wow Just passing by Gonna leave before things start to get crazy
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1 ReplyWhat do they keep in there, King Kong?
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3 RepliesAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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6 RepliesGjallarhorn. That is all.
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2 RepliesCurl into the fetal position and cry
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1 ReplySing Holy foking schit its a dinosaur holy schit WTF
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6 RepliesCan I have an AA12 with an extended magazine, reflex sight, and explosive rounds?
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I serenade the dinosaurs and they all decide im too good to kill so try keep me around for entertainment then when they trust me I say I need to get to the mainland to become better at my art I will return masters. Then I never return
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1 ReplyI'd escape, I guarantee it
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4 Replies"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS THERE!"
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3 RepliesI would become Chris Pratt and tame dino babies
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1 ReplyOk judging by the rules of this game.... step one. Soil underwear. step two. get eaten.
