You're in Jurassic park and there's a hungry
t-Rex a few feet in front of you.
What are you going to do.
[spoiler]going off the books not the movies[/spoiler]
If you survived the t-Rex then you must survive my favorite Dinosaur the spinosaurus.
Beware the pack of raptors they are clever.
Somehow an ankylosaurus got lose and is enraged good luck on this one.
Indominus Rex (correct me if I spelled it wrong) is now loose and is killing everything in sight and those raptors from earlier are hunting with him( mosasaur is not around anymore it got splashed)
Ok due to some people other games are not allowed.
all you have on you is a shotgun of your choice (has to be a real shotgun) and everything is lose on the island. Also Chris Pratt is not on the island and you can't do what he did (that means you can't tame them.
Edit: fixed grammar issues also never voice texting again
No riding the dinosaurs people
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Edited by Pillow Dropper: 6/8/2015 9:30:18 PM#fapthed-saurtodeath
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Another fan? By the gods brother hug me!
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I tame it by pulling my dick out and roundhouse kicking it with my dick and it shall be tamed
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Op is a megasoreass
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Stand my bitch ass still and hope it doesn't see me
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"Stay still, it can sense movement"
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*Throws mtn dew and doritos at him* Now he will no longer crave human meat again.
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Edited by Queen Magikarp: 6/7/2015 7:30:11 PMI will add new Dino's to the list just post here what you want to fight, survive, or get rekted by Also post a picture so i know what it looks like no picture no Dino
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>Call in an air strike >Get eaten >Dinosaurs die too >Round 1: tie
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Introduce him to the internet
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Nope. *walks away* Double Nope. *walks away*
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Finally found another big Jurassic park fan
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The # says get eaten...so Nope
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Strip down nude T-Rex is intimidated by the size of my phallus Flaunts his phallus Phallus is T-Rex weak point Slash it off with a knife *Critical Hit* Explodes into jibs a la Baldurs Gate style Eat jibs
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I would flip all the tables and scare them off.
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Sacrifice myself to the trex gods
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Probably ask the T-Rex out.
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Implying I exist.
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"Clever gurl!!" "Shoot her!!"
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Well if i had like a ak 47 then ill shoot em in da eyeball and nostrils double whamy as for raptors ill just wrestle dem down n snap der necks with my legs den eat em for nutrition
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I'm into dinosaurs [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) [/spoiler]
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Ian FREEZE!!!!!!
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Edited by Lord Biggums: 6/6/2015 10:03:20 PMThe T-rex ran at an average of six miles an hour also if it is hungry it is low on energy so I out run the dumb son of a bitch. Also, no way in hell am I going to that island without a AR-10 chambered for .308 and an AA12 with a drum mag full of slugs. or a M134 Minigun , the T-Rex is no match for six thousand round per minute 7.62 meat grinder. Edit: I apologize, I misinformed you. I checked and found it topped out a about 18mph, my bad. But the avereage human can run at 28mph. Also, don't forget this thing is nothing more than flesh and bone. It would have no desire to pursue me if I let it live, because my minigun can cut a Humvee in half in a matter of seconds, I just need to cut him in two, drop it and pull out the shot gun for the raptors and then pick my mini back up for the spinosaurus and walk away, Assuming this is in an open field I would have no problems. I should also mention that the spinosaurus ate mostly fish unless this is a time of drought or famine. and the Velociraptor was about two feet tall and six feet long and where not jungle hunters but rather found in desert regions.
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Just watched the movie :D and I would gun 'em all down with mah SpLaser.
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Shoot it
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Stair it in the face and say - I love you *bites leg off* still love you bae *looks at crotch* OH HELL NO GET TF OUT THE WAY IM OUT