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Edited by Queen Magikarp: 7/15/2015 3:41:03 AM
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You're in Jurassic park now

You're in Jurassic park and there's a hungry t-Rex a few feet in front of you. What are you going to do. [spoiler]going off the books not the movies[/spoiler] If you survived the t-Rex then you must survive my favorite Dinosaur the spinosaurus. Beware the pack of raptors they are clever. Somehow an ankylosaurus got lose and is enraged good luck on this one. Indominus Rex (correct me if I spelled it wrong) is now loose and is killing everything in sight and those raptors from earlier are hunting with him( mosasaur is not around anymore it got splashed) Ok due to some people other games are not allowed. all you have on you is a shotgun of your choice (has to be a real shotgun) and everything is lose on the island. Also Chris Pratt is not on the island and you can't do what he did (that means you can't tame them. Edit: fixed grammar issues also never voice texting again No riding the dinosaurs people

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  • Give every last one of them a hug... Y'all know that they are all pretty insecure.

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  • Im sure a HRUNTING/YGGDRASIL Mark IX Armor Defense System will hurt these dinos a lot of bad lol

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  • Follow the signs for a boat/ chopper and get outta there.

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  • Edited by RivetingEel562: 8/1/2015 6:31:50 PM
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    • Probably swim in a waterfall for about an hour then kill myself.

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    • I would just be a kid. Kids aren't allowed to die in jurassic park.

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      • Edited by Slepyoneshot: 7/31/2015 5:39:56 AM
        *blink shoulder charges the t-rekt* *blink shoulder charges spinosauros* *blink shoulder charges raptors* *blink peregrine greaves charges indominus Rex *

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        • On the bright side at least he's no here to eat ass and kick goat

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        • I kill the T-Rex with acid breath. I cover everything around the raptors in poison gass. I torch the Ankylosaurus. I electrocute the Mosasaurus I kill the I-Rex with my bare claws.

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          • Alright. Here we go. I find a combat knife from one of the dead men. Then, using my degrees in mechanical and electrical engineering, I use the park's power supply to essential build a giant electric fence and 100,000 volt taser launcher. Then I radio for help, gather the survivors to me and kick some dinosaur ass if any come near the encampment. Don't even need the shotgun.

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          • Throw a fat kid to it as an offering and tame it as my pet

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            • Get me my rocket launcher

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              • Can I go off the video game? The Xbox 360 one?

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                • Cover myself in gasoline and live out the days until I find lethals

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                • t(-_-t)

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                • No, I'm not.

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                  • *Enter Ally: Arnold Schwarzenegger with his signature Model T-800 outfit and Winchester Pump Action*

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                    • Edited by JOSIAHSPARTAN: 7/4/2015 12:10:28 AM
                      AA-12 with slug rounds, drum mag, and EoTech holosight. I put 30+ giant metal slugs into the Dino's face. Same with the Spinosaurus. Climb a tree and switch to a mag of buckshot and pop the raptors when they try to get me. Then rig up an Ewok style booby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trap for the Ankylosaurus.

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                      • *Pulls out Spartan laser* *Charges* (5 seconds later) *T Rex gone*

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                        • Were you playing ESO Friday or Saturday night or ps4, I think remember your name from the azuras star campaign.

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                          • Touch it kiss it and walk away casual

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                          • "Well, time to make a new friend!"

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                          • Why shoot it with a big bore Safari rifle of course. Lost of potential choices .375 H&H .460 Weatherby Magnum .465 H&H Magnum .500 Nitro Express I would then don my Safari hunting cloths and have a field day filling my mansion with fine Dinosaur specimens. I think my taxidermist is going to be a very rich man soon, haha.

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                          • Trophies everywhere.

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                            • We need to make a group called jurassic World for roleplaying xD

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