originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[spoiler]Alright, let's get this thing rolling[/spoiler]
*A rough band of individuals is seen, they have a powerful aura around them. Apparently they are looking for trouble, Dojo security has marked them for takedown. Guidelines demand only one be taken on per person.*
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*Crushes your body and the pieces scatter across the dojo.*
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[b][i][u]Deadpool loses 99999 hp[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]You Win[/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by Not Vex: 6/5/2015 7:48:21 PM*The sand seems to disappear.* *He walks off.*
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[b][i][u]Deadpool Revives[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Deadpool Gains 10000000hp[/u][/i][/b] Im back
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"Eh." *Sand pierces through your chest.*
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Ow. [b][i][u]Pulls out shot gun and blasts you[/u][/i][/b]
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*Sand catches the bullet(s), and it sourals around you constricting you.*
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 6/5/2015 9:54:40 PM[b][i][u]Teleports out of grasp[/u][/i][/b] You know, we're just gonna be doing the same thing over and over again Lets stop
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"When you [i]die[/i]" *It goes after you again.*
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[b][i][u]Shoots Plasma Rifle At Sand [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Sands Turns Into Glass Instantaneously [/u][/i][/b]
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*Other spirals of strand grab onto your legs and arms again.*
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[b][i][u]Teleports out of grasp then begins shooting your sand into useless glass[/u][/i][/b]
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*The glass is thrown into you, cutting you up*
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[b][i][u]Does not care[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Continues To Turn sand into glass while dodging the glass shards[/u][/i][/b]
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*The grass drops and breaks and returns to sand. Sand comes up from behind you.*
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[spoiler]Makes no -blam!-ing sense but whatever [/spoiler] [b][i][u]Dodges Then Follows Up By Shooting at your head[/u][/i][/b]
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[spoiler]Neither does anything lol[/spoiler] "Sand Coffin!" *Sand grabs you from below and hardens, encasing you so only your face is uncovered.*
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[spoiler]because grass turns into sand....[/spoiler] [b][i][u] Turns Your Sand Into Glass[/u][/i][/b]
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[spoiler]Meant glass How dif you turn it into glass?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sand + Extreme Heat = Glass [/spoiler] [b][i][u]Shoots Gourd On You Back [/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by Not Vex: 6/6/2015 3:19:13 AM[quote]Encasing you so only your face is uncovered[/quote] [spoiler]How are you doing all this while you're in his sand coffin?[/spoiler]
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 6/6/2015 3:21:29 AM[spoiler]I teleported out of your grasp[/spoiler] [b][i][u]Shoots Head Off[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Continues to fires at you[/u][/i][/b]
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*Sand blocks shots and throws them back at you, hard sand hits you in the chest.*
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[spoiler]im gonna give you another turn, because you can't throw a lazer. Now try again[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]When did I throw a laser? The plasma bolts were directed back at you[/spoiler]