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Edited by Autolycus:
10/4/2015 9:14:42 AM
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A bnet Ninja is now your legal father...
Who would you want it to be?
Bungie Employees don't count.
Popular choices not listed on poll:
OPR
Prometheus
Shackers
IrishFreak
Index
Ninja vs Mentor throwdown has commenced.
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1 ReplyNecro?
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43 RepliesI am disappoint.
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Haven't been on long enough to know all the different Ninjas. [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHuh, for once a situation where asking, "Will you be my daddy?" doesn't sound sexual. .... Nope, still sounds sexual.
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 10/15/2015 4:45:36 PM[b] [/b]
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22 RepliesPeople always told me be careful of what you do And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
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Edited by Ketzni: 10/15/2015 4:29:16 PM>I was only 9 years old >I loved Recon so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Recon every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Recon is love" I say; "Recon is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Recon >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Recon >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my forum." >He grabs me with his powerful ninja hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Recon >He penetrates my holes. >It hurts so much but I do it for Recon >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Recon >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Recon looks him straight in the eyes and says "You're all banned now." >Recon leaves through my window >Recon is love. Recon is life.
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1 ReplyThread turned into a ninja and mentor gathering thread[spoiler]now all we need is Deej or Cosmo [/spoiler]
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None of these freaks is my father
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11 RepliesShacker seems to be the only one matching my craziness.
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Old Papa Rich
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I didn't know people actually didn't vote for recon
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Recon new community manager 2016-till the end of b.net
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Deleted User.
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4 RepliesWhat if I'm new to the flood and don't know the ninjas?
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Recon is real dad
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Reaper Number 54
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Bump [spoiler]because why knot[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLooks like recon has been busy
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62 RepliesMentor > Ninja
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Recon cause he's the only one I recognize and have seen [spoiler]Plus he's pretty cool[/spoiler]
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Captain K Mart.
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Inb4dragonzballpmeme
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Reaper recon
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1 ReplyCan I resurrect Captain K. Mart and make him my dad?
