>be me
>brother is born a head
>no legs
>no arms
>no torso
>head
>grows up whole life being a head
>prays every day for a body like normal people
>wakes up one day
>flippers spout out of my brother the head
>little flippers constantly flop around
>miracle
>super excited for his pathetic excuse of feet
>brother decides he wants to make eggs
>no eggs
>grocery store across the street
>brother has never been outside because he was head
>goforit.jpeg
>brother about to cross the street
>instantly mangled by an 18 wheeler
Moral of the story is to stop while you're ahead.
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Edited by Phosphor: 6/4/2015 5:13:39 AM[quote]>be me[/quote] I'd rather not.