*throws a corpsekebab at the dojo and runs away*

[b][u]Forgehand crimbo sale pt1[/u][/b] [b]lego waits in his gun shack, with a table littered with Christmas versions of forgehand weapons[/b] Christmas came early, fill your stockings with these special discounted forgehand weapons with Christmas skins Coal giver mk 1 sidearm [spoiler][b]it's decorated with green and red, with a white silhouette of all of Santa's rain deer pulling his slay on the barrel[/b] high stability and is loaded with a fatal 12mm magnum round (the Same type in a halo CE magnum) painted with black cyanide Armed with an iron sight, mussle break (3000) creds, usual price (4000) Price negotiable[/spoiler] Snowfall lmg [spoiler]it's decorated with light blue snow flakes, its painted white 20mm death dealer, 600 rounds per minute and surprisingly has a small kick Rounds are armour burning IP rounds. It has a highlight SC-5 scopes, highlights any target, no matter the size (6,600 creds, usual price 8300) [/spoiler] Candy storm shotgun [spoiler][b]it's decorated with red and white, the barrel has a Candy cane spiral[/b] A shotgun, armed with a devastating 24 buckshot pellet shell Has a maximum fatal range of 40 feet Pellets are designed to 1 shot any shield Iron sights (7,000 creds, usual price 9000)[/spoiler] Blitzen rocket launcher [spoiler] [b]it's decorated with red, white and black features, the sight is decorated with reindeer antlers[/b] fires a deadly 15 kg payload, with a velocity of 1000mph Comes with cluster rockets, anti tank and wall destroying payloads Has an advanced threat evaluation sight (Costs 52,000 creds, usual price 70,000) [/spoiler] Rudolph's nose [spoiler][b]it looks like a flayer gun decorated with red and white[/b] A lazer revolver, with a circular cylinder mag Has 4 modes; standard mode uses 6 shots as strong as a 44. Magnum with lower kick Pepper mode, uses 16 shots at the power of a 9mm, can fire as fast as your trigger finger Golden gun mode uses 3 shots at the power of a shot gun, certainly has a longer range Flack mode condenses all rounds into single burst, deadly up close 6,000 creds[/spoiler] Let it snow [spoiler][b]decorated with white and ice blue colouring[/b] mini gun, 15 mm IP round Surprisingly light Fires at 2500 RPM Shreds light vehicles and troops Rounds are painted white (54,000 creds, originally 80,000)[/spoiler] Candy cane Pelter [spoiler][b]decorated with red and white, any cylindrical parts have a Candy cane pattern[/b] Designed to fire compressed light rounds, has an effective range of 700 metres It's rounds switch to red an then white and back to red Holds a 40 round capacity All rounds can be condensed into one burst Boasts the most advanced sights Can go from 1x-4x zoom Has a energy grenade noob tube (40,000 creds)[/spoiler] Big Santa mk1 [spoiler] [b]it's painted red and white around the sides, it has a Santa hat made by a strong fabric[/b] heavy armour, can bench press 800lb Comes with a mini rocket launcher 'seasons givings' Uses jet propulsion to hover short distance quickly Fires 12 10lb rocket propelled grenades, can reload Can run at 30 MPH A plasma cutter blade (500,000 creds, plus rocket launcher)[/spoiler] More weapons comming

*Zane walks around*

Join the Sovereignty today!

I plug myself into the matrix and learn karate

[b]Lots of hammering can be heard from the pants shop. Then a lightning bolt shoots out of the roof.[/b] Oh shit!

[b]In celebration for Christmas (and star wars..) The dojo has been decorated with lights(abers)![/b] This will be the Dojo's first Christmas! We gotta set everything up!

{IMPERIAL FLEET INCOMING}

[b]Then. The skies darken. As red, green and white blimps roll in. Bringing music. And....happiness. All sponsored by Coca-Cola.[/b] [i]"We wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!"[/i]

[b]Carollers come into town and start to sing [/b]

RP is dumb[spoiler]says a pink goat training for the illuminati[/spoiler]

:(

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[i]force resurgence[/i] [b]a man jogs around the dojo He's on Jedi robes enjoying the day[/b]

*A man clad in heavy black armor waits* [spoiler]For pants[/spoiler]

[i]The Vertibird thundered across the sky, having flown in from somewhere in the Northwest. Moving rapidly, the aircraft retained a strangely high altitude as it passed. From the ground, it was hard to tell whether or not something was happening as the rear cargo ramp opened, but whatever had come out was screaming towards the ground at an immense velocity. Across the area, a resounding boom could be heard, as whatever it was had finally struck the ground. Two eerie glowing red eyes appeared from within the dust kicked up from the force of impact, and out of the impact crater, walked a hulking individual bristling with weapons in a heavily modified suit of T-60F power armor and an X-01 MkVI helmet. On one shoulder, sat a massive belt-fed machine gun, on the other, the skull of an alpha deathclaw. On his back sat a Space Marine bolter, along with a Remington 870 pistol-grip combat shotgun and a machete. Two bandoliers loaded with bullets crossed his chest, and a belt holster for both of his magnums crossed his waist. On his left leg, a rather large knife was in a sheath, ready to be drawn forward. On the crotch plate of his armor, the words "KICK ME" were etched, and on his chestplate, he had spray-painted a cobalt phoenix. Blood was splattered across the side of his helmet, expression unreadable... [/i]

*Sithis and Isidro walk around, killing townsfolk and Draining them, Sithus looking like a vampire*

[u]"A Great Disturbance"[/u] [b]A presence of fear, evil,... Darkness. A man, A sith lord walks into the dojo with his duel lightsabers activate. His cloak drags on the ground as he looks up. [/b] " [i]We have risen once more, we will have our goal completed. The Sith have come from hiding.[/i]" [spoiler]open.[/spoiler]

Meow... :|

*A man clad in black armor walks around, thinking to himself how so much has changed since his departure. He begins his walk up the cliff side, wondering what shall occur once everyone stirs. He reaches the top, and stands in front of a blade, a great sword, larger then the average man, stands planted in the ground. A piece of cloth wrapped around the handle, flutters in the night breeze. The man then sits against the sword, closes his eyes, and waits once more*

[i]I look out the open bay door of the phantom. [/i] "60 seconds out, get ready." [i]I nod. Grabbing my swords. This was going to be interesting. I had sent an old friend a message. They would be here shortly after me. I leap out as I did before, using my thruster pack and hitting the ground lightly. It was dark, but the moon casted a faint glow across the sky, like a lamp with a dying bulb. I stand and wait, knowing that things are gonna get really loud, and possibly watery, once He arrived. [/i] [spoiler]Closed to One person. You know who you are. [/spoiler]

[b]starts selling santa hats[/b]

(A huge crash can be heard and seen throughout the dojo 2 cryo pods are what caused the crash site a portal looms above) [spoiler]tried to post a pic for it pls help[/spoiler]