originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b][u]Before reading further, something you should know:[/u][/b]
[spoiler]This is an RP thread. If you don't like that kind of thing, than I suggest you hit the back tab now.[/spoiler]
Welcome to the [DIGITAL_DOJO], a safe haven for warriors of any kind. Here, all are welcome to train for whatever purpose they may have, whether it be a war, or for personal improvement. You may bring weapons, or buy them here, as we can provide for the unarmed.
OUR POLICY:
The dojo will remain neutral to all other groups, and anyone is welcome to train. This also means we will not interfere with other battles, nor will we start one ourselves. There is one exception however, it is the sovereignty. We have declared war on them, and we will grill their corpses...
If you wish to truly join us, you must go through testing by me or by designated personnel. If not, you do not have permission to take up permanent residence.
This place is centered around fighting. This includes a multitude of different fighting techniques, ranging from bladed weaponry, ranged, magical, to even firearms. We have specialists for each, and we also carry some forms of each in stock.
Another important notice to everyone: do not add or make adjustments to the dojo without asking me first. This includes relations with other groups, buildings, particularly dangerous equipment, and new members.
NEWS:
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WE'VE HIT 50,000!! DON'T SHUT US DOWN NOW![/spoiler]
IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE:
[spoiler]I'm not always going to be here! If I don't respond, look for one of the Lieutenants.[/spoiler]
[b]RULES[/b]
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1-the dojo will remain neutral under any and every circumstance, with one exception (see rule 6). All members are required to follow this rule.
2-Any member attempting to take another members life without consent or approval from either the person in question or me will be removed. This becomes effective immediately.
3-Godmodding will grant you a removal from the dojo.
4-lieutenants will now be selected based on merit, not time spent. It is still a factor, but not the main reason for selection.
5-Remember that you cannot win every fight. Try to win if you can, but if you are put up against impossible odds, do not resort to godmodding
6-Anyone and everyone of the sovereignty is our enemy. Kill them and bring their corpses back to the dojo for grilling
7-Ookshmook383141 is not permitted to participate due to constant harassment. No one is permitted to allow him entry.
General RP rules will be discussed in the group[/spoiler]
[b]For those that don't know what this thread is about, this is an RP thread. Which means you can leave if you were here for something else.[/b]
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[b]And yes, we still exist.[/b]
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Eat The All-New Double Jack™
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*Runs in yelling weebs* *plants bomb* Runs away yelling weebs*
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Get yolked kid
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*rides in on Baryonyx* How big are your doors?
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Still intact I see....
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[b]sits in the Dojo with Miss's rifle he gave me[/b] I'll call it, AMG. Agent M's Gun. [b]starts firing it in the sky[/b] I better go back to the Forge now. [spoiler]hidden advertising[/spoiler]
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[i]After many days of my leaving my small house on the outskirts of the dojo, I exit, carrying a large box in my arms. I walks over to the main square, where the monument to the lest is. I open the box, and sit down, pulling a letter from my Jacket pocket. [/i] [b][i]The Final Will and Testament of Kaleb Michael Bryan, or "Agent Missouri", Well guys, if you're reading this, it means it's been done. I've finally been killed for good. I don't know how I'll die or when, but I'm gonna set aside some shit for the people I've known the longest, and my dearest friends. To InflateablePants, I leave my sword. It is a unique weapon, single-edged, 70 centimeter-long blade, and the button on the grip triggers the blade to coat itself in a mixture of Cazador venom and Cobra venom. Use it well, I know you will. To SergeantTubbs, I leave my Rifle. A modified version of the all famous AK-47. The entire weapon collapses down to an easier stored version, control via neural uplink. Free-floated barrel, select fire with a rail system for customization, chambered in 7.62x51mm NATO. Packs one hell of a punch. To Zane, I leave my backpack and all contents held within. Though it may seem trivial, look inside it and you will find a surprise in there, I think you will enjoy it. To Ragnell, the Archsage, I leave two things. One being a collection of all my magical knowledge in one book, also including the two runes you used to teach me my darkness and light magic, which I then passed on to Dusk, the other item is a copy of Zeta, my Artificial Intelligence unit. You can format him to any electronic device, from a computer to one of your robots/mechs/androids To JJ1042, I leave a collective of all my technological data stored in my armor. This includes weapon schematics, armor schematics, modifications, things that haven't even been tested yet, all to use. After all, you have an entire damn Halo ring as your playground, kept in storage. Go crazy. To everyone else, I'm sorry, I only had so many things. But know that you all impacted me somehow, some way. Be it negative or positive, you helped me change from a stumbling foolish mercenary to a true warrior. As to answer the question as to why in not coming back, well, how can I put this... I've died 3 times now. In that time, I realized that I am not meant to simply die and live, I should have stayed dead the first time. I have a wife and son that want me to join them in the afterlife, and I think I'll finally do that. Thanks for everything. Semper Fidelis, you inglorious bastards. [/i][/b]
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*Holds funeral for Ninja*
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*looks for popcorn*
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[spoiler]my new thread is up[/spoiler] [spoiler]search "Tubbs" in the search bar to find it[/spoiler] [spoiler]it's called The Forge[/spoiler]
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*Casts Necrobump*
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[b]A man flies over with his MK2(?) Grineer jetpack. It looks like it will explode. You see he is armed with a sword that has a pink, jagged blade with a cat face on the hilt. He also has a miniature dragon behind him.[/b] [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
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Recently, i've been thinking of the old days and how great it was when I first joined. So, I kind of wanted to go back to that. But I know we can't. Just to make it feel more like those times though, i'm reopening the good old Tubbs Pet Shop. [b]points to the old building thats half destroyed[/b] I'll repair it today and it'll be up tomorrow.
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Only 3,000 more replies until 40,000 comments. Who wants to have a 3,000 posts long fight? [spoiler]jk, obviously[/spoiler]
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*lands in pelican* *peeks out bay doors* Um... are robots welcome here?
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Edited by JealousOrc: 2/21/2016 2:33:39 AM[b]a man walks in the bank with a futuristic looking gun(a shotgun that has a knob on the side) and a group of people[/b] [b]they all have masks on and each of them have the same guns(they each have gatling guns) with full black armor and duffle bags[/b] [spoiler]tis Dojo bank[/spoiler]
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[i]Mistress… Felkina told me to have your dirty dick be pleased by my boobs… But it’s so nasty looking… Why do I have to pleasure such a filthy thing with my wonderful breasts? You don’t care do you? Pervert! All you care about is your dick making a mess all over my plump chest… Since it’s my mistress request you better not coat all of my chest in cum! I will make you pay![/i]
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*i arrive with a cart that has weapons on display, and a sign that reads: LIN KUEI GOODS* [spoiler]come and browse our selection![/spoiler]
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How did this come back? I thought they put a stop to the old threads.
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I'm back, for good then again how could I stay away? *emily walks to her room looking around and getting memories*
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(John is seen sleeping) [spoiler]open[/spoiler]
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*Zane Draws His Gunblade* "Alright, Who wants to fight, i could use some exercise."
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*Begins planting rose garden*
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*Sunslinger walks in wielding a flaming sword and smoke flowing around him* [b]"who's first?"[/b]