*A large 9-foot tall knight in armor and rags appears before the gate, with little bits of smoke drifting off of his body, and what seems to be fire flowing through his armor. He unsheaths his sword and shield from his back, each seem to flow with fire.* "Are there any who challenge the King of Ashes!" [spoiler]This character is inspired by Dark Souls. I love those games.[/spoiler]

Outside of the Dojo... -The workshop is finally complete. Stone walls have replaced the old wooden and steel ones, and a large door about 7 feet tall is the only entrance. The building itself is about 16 feet tall, completely covered in a tough rock, with some windows visible. Inside, the Lightbulbs have been replaced with high-tech blue lights that cover the entire area inside. A area dedicated to modifying weaponry and armor is in the back left corner, and ammunition and supplies right beside it. In the right corner, sets of dual katanas, rifles, and laser weaponry is hung up. A set of stairs leading down reveal WA-18, the Assaultron himself, creating some sort of armored suit for himself... "That's it. It's complete! I'VE DONE IT!!!" -the robot dances in excitement- [spoiler]To be Open... Or to be not Open... That is the question. But yeah, open for business[/spoiler]

[b]Outside the coliseum[/b] "Damn, really wanted to beat their asses" [b]Jared says as he sets up a stand, full of guns and gear It also had popcorn and rocks for the audience, rocks for them to chuck at who ever was in the arena of all sizes[/b]

[b]starts tinkering with my scythe[/b] [spoiler]i'm making it where level 3 of my poison makes people have all the effects of the other levels, but it lasts for 3 turns and makes you blind. Plus i'm adding level 4,5, and 6(ONLY FOR ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY) Level 4- You fall asleep in 10 turns Level 5- You have all the effects of the other levels LEVEL 6- All the effects of past levels but kills you in 5 turns[/spoiler] [spoiler]I won't be using 4, 5, and 6 in the tournament[/spoiler]

*Leyla is sitting down in the grass messing with something out reach on her shoulder blades she has the look of discomfort her face as she tries to rid herself of whatever it is. Serenity is not far off.* "What are you digging at you back for leyla?" "There's something making my scales on my back making them burn and itch sister. Says leyla as she continues to itch her back." "Hold still leyla let me see." *serenity lifts the back of leyla shirt and sees a strange mark that looks like a dragon's foot on her back thats twisted has strange symbols that is hot too the touch and glowing an eerie blue* "What is this leyla? Why is this on your back?" "Whst do you mean serenity i didn't do anything" "Can you get it off serenity" "I don think i can leyla" [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

[b]The deity gets on the mic again[/b] Ok, since you munchkins can't blow your loads soon enough! I'm extending the time. You have tomorrow to finish up those fights of yours!

My favorite hero is penis-man

TopKek [spoiler]My other account died to death.[/spoiler]

You think about it, this thread needs about 26 thousand more posts... And then we'll beat Petra's in #Destiny, which is pretty much dead.

[b]a 2 headed black bird the size of a bobcat flies around the Dojo bored[/b]

[b]A giant display board is shown. [i]Winners of the day: Ninja. Zane...[/i] You all have one more day to finish your fights. Then, you will be judged if you do not finish them.[/b]

Confused on how this thread has 44K+ replies...

Do not fear, loyal friends of the Dojo! For I, Ornstein the Dragonslayer, am still WA-18 here! In other words, I was AngryAssaultron, but changed it to Ornstein.

[b]The Deity gets on the mic.[/b] Gooooooooood morning munchkins! Hope you slept well. Now, you have one more day to kill your opponent. If you don't finish well...Then me and sithis here are gunna have to deliver our own judgement!

[b][i][u]Boom.[/u][/i][/b] [b]Above the Dojo in high orbit, the [i]Eclipse[/i] floats silently in the void. Lights begin to turn on, portals begin opening in its hull, and along its sides the MACs begin to cycle up. Inside its hangars, dropships full of Marines begin to lift off inside the hangar. In the bridge, First Officer Mike Heneke turns to TAC Officer Susan Wolf.[/b] "Directive 37 is in effect as of now. Begin the first wave." "Yes ma'am." [b]The order is passed down to the pilots of the dropships, and soon 30 dropships each carrying a thousand Marines in full battle armor launch into the atmosphere.[/b] [u]On the Surface....[/u] [b]Shadow points upwards while a crooked smile grows.[/b] "Boom." [b]Overhead, a barrage of sonic booms blast through the air as the dropships begin to descend all around the Dojo, protected by their impeller wedges* Armored Marines begin to spill out as soon as the transports near the ground, some climbing into 20-to-30 foot mechanical battle titans while others begin the main assault.[/b] [spoiler]Well? Shall you fight?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just thought of this now.... LOL[/spoiler] COMBATANTS: [spoiler]30k Marines- ---900 Titans, 500 Elite Titans ---5k snipers/artillery ---23,000 Marines [/spoiler] BOSSES: [spoiler](Revealed)Lieutenant Captain Franks- ||||-||||-|||| (Revealed)Lieutenant Captain Riley- Full Health (Unrevealed)Lieutenant Captain Mack- Full Health (Unrevealed)Lieutenant Captain Harris- Full Health (Unrevealed)Lieutenant Captain Summers- Full Health[/spoiler] [spoiler](Unrevealed)Major Simmonds- Full Health (Unrevealed)Major Traya- Full Health (Unrevealed)Colonel Lupo- Full Health (Unrevealed)Colonel Carter- Full Health (Unrevealed)General O'Neill- Full Health[/spoiler]

*his laughter rings in her ear as she dives in the water turning into her water form and swimming down deep into depths hiding there *

[b]Zane and Tesuto meet on the battlefield. Suddenly, holographic screens begin spinning multiple images. On Zanes side, a [u]forest temple[/u] is selected. On Tesutos side, a giant hill is selected. Behind the contestants there side begins to form. Tesutos being the giant hill, and Zanes being the forest temple. FIGHT![/b]

No u

[b]Trumpets blare as the collusium shoots fireworks like a Chinese New Years party. The stands are filled with bloodthirsty fans of the dojo, wanting to see their favourite heroes face off in battles to the death.[/b] [b]The deity gets on the Mic[/b] Well hellllooooooooooo you blood thirsty animals! Welcome! TO THE FIRST FIERCE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!! Let's take a look at the little munchkins, who will be decapitating, torturing, annihilating and generally murdering the hell out of eachother over the next week! First on the list is NINJA! The boss man, the Sensei (and maybe the Senpai to you crazy ladies out there) the badass and all around the guy who usually appears with a quest, but dips out soon after! What a role model! Sargentubbs! Now, what would happen if you mixed a 12 year old kid with the grim reaper? Well Tubbs is probably what would come out! He's fast, he's strong, and any opponent should probably be wearing a cup because he WILL kick you in the balls. Pretty sure that's a weird fetish or something. PoFeh! This guys is literally a wild card. Fresh from the meat factory and thrown into the fire, Pofeh is the definition of a noob at the dojo. *A bunch of women begin cheering* Well I guess the ladies dig the underdog. Maya Sundresh! Get your teacups and your pinkies up men, otherwise this refined woman will twist your balls, and make it into coffee. Not only that, but she is known for playing with her food! Even though she's known for brutal tactics she usually hurts herself more then she hurts her opponent. Headshot! Probably the definition of a -blam!-ed up sadist, Headshot loves seeing his opponents in pain. Not sure how you do that when you duel wield pistols.... Inflatab*ahem* Tesuto! Ya! Tesuto! Driven by honour and duty, Tesuto is the test for many upon entering the dojo. Dual wielding katanas(wow what a WEEB) Tesuto dons his Samurai get up like a badass. Even though he is a total clutz Zane! Hero of heaven, slayer of Majora, and TOTALLY not a mass murderer or anything. He is the definition of a fantasy RPG hero. Especially because he can't die permanently for some reason. Even though he is definitely a badass(trust me I've been inside him Ayyy lmao) his feelings can get hurt pretty easily. All you probably need to do to beat him is trash talk his dead family. ZING! Sketch! Sketch and his bipedal, as he always likes to let us know, is a total furry. So, all you need to do to beat this guy is have gasoline, a match, and dog treats! Fantastic! *ahem* anyways....sketch is probably more then meets the eye and will probably kick your ass more than you'd expect. Cosmocynical! Meh. He's kind of a Douche bag. MegaMortar! Quick to rise in respect and ranks, Mortar is a terror on the battlefield! And the opposite in bed! Stratos! Commander of his own Fleet, Stratos can inflict militant death on his enemies! The real question is, what happens when you take away the fleet? Hmmmm...interesting. And of course last, but certainly not least, we have Sexysteve(ETHERIC, Twig...she has many names). If anyone could catch her own shadow, it's this crazy night hound. Armed to the teeth and possibly a sociopath! She will probably be holding your head before you could even count how many times she stabbed you! And those are the contestants folks! LETS GET BLOODY! [spoiler]I will start each of your fights. Your battlefield will be determined by me to add different elements to the battle. That's why I didn't want you to all start lol. All of your battles should be ready in the next half hour.PM me when you finish.[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes I know I missed some intros one sec[/spoiler]

[b]Another Rule is added. NO KILL MOVES UNTIL THE OPPONENT SUBMITS[/b] [spoiler]This is to prevent untimely ends to fights.[/spoiler]

[b]Les Ultimate badass tournament rules[/b] [b]1.follow All rules in the dojo posts EXCEPT killing. State of the art Digital reconstruction will put you back together! Well...in the arena anyways. Seriously though, fight to the death you'll be fine. 2.100 reply limit. This is due to most people PROBABLY not willing to submit in a fight. Also, to keep things moving. Once 100 replies has been reached PM sithis Or I to judge the victor. 3. If you are unable to fight on a certain day you can PM me and sithis about it. You will be given another day to fight. If you do not show up you will be disqualified from the tournament for inactivity. 4. Fights should only last 1-2 days. Once 2 days has been reached pm me or sithis to judge the victor 5. Accept defeat. It makes life easy for everyone! 6. Accept other people's moves. Don't just say "dodges." That's just a dick move. I'm not saying to take EVERY single hit. But remember, other people are good at fighting too. 7. If you are done you fight feel free to check in with others. If someone is being a dick during a fight(Dodging all moves, shrugging from damage etc.) you are free to call them out. We want a fun and fair tournament. (there may or may not be a secret points system which will grant you awards on how well you follow these rules....) If you have any questions or any more recommendations for rules PM me or sithis. We will be talking and observing.[/b]

[b]lego waits in barracks of the arena waiting for h3adsh0t.[/b]

[b]Ninja and Pofeh meet on the battlefield. Suddenly, holographic screens begin spinning multiple images. On Ninjas side, A swamp is selected. On Pofeh's side, a Skyscraper is selected. Behind the contestants there side begins forming. Ninjas being the swamp, and Pofeh's being the skyscraper FIGHT![/b]

[b]walks around the Dojo looking for Ninja[/b]