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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by DigitalNinja:
8/4/2016 7:46:02 PM
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[DIGITAL_DOJO]
[b][u]Before reading further, something you should know:[/u][/b]
[spoiler]This is an RP thread. If you don't like that kind of thing, than I suggest you hit the back tab now.[/spoiler]
Welcome to the [DIGITAL_DOJO], a safe haven for warriors of any kind. Here, all are welcome to train for whatever purpose they may have, whether it be a war, or for personal improvement. You may bring weapons, or buy them here, as we can provide for the unarmed.
OUR POLICY:
The dojo will remain neutral to all other groups, and anyone is welcome to train. This also means we will not interfere with other battles, nor will we start one ourselves. There is one exception however, it is the sovereignty. We have declared war on them, and we will grill their corpses...
If you wish to truly join us, you must go through testing by me or by designated personnel. If not, you do not have permission to take up permanent residence.
This place is centered around fighting. This includes a multitude of different fighting techniques, ranging from bladed weaponry, ranged, magical, to even firearms. We have specialists for each, and we also carry some forms of each in stock.
Another important notice to everyone: do not add or make adjustments to the dojo without asking me first. This includes relations with other groups, buildings, particularly dangerous equipment, and new members.
NEWS:
[spoiler]
WE'VE HIT 50,000!! DON'T SHUT US DOWN NOW![/spoiler]
IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE:
[spoiler]I'm not always going to be here! If I don't respond, look for one of the Lieutenants.[/spoiler]
[b]RULES[/b]
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1-the dojo will remain neutral under any and every circumstance, with one exception (see rule 6). All members are required to follow this rule.
2-Any member attempting to take another members life without consent or approval from either the person in question or me will be removed. This becomes effective immediately.
3-Godmodding will grant you a removal from the dojo.
4-lieutenants will now be selected based on merit, not time spent. It is still a factor, but not the main reason for selection.
5-Remember that you cannot win every fight. Try to win if you can, but if you are put up against impossible odds, do not resort to godmodding
6-Anyone and everyone of the sovereignty is our enemy. Kill them and bring their corpses back to the dojo for grilling
7-Ookshmook383141 is not permitted to participate due to constant harassment. No one is permitted to allow him entry.
General RP rules will be discussed in the group[/spoiler]
[b]For those that don't know what this thread is about, this is an RP thread. Which means you can leave if you were here for something else.[/b]
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[b]And yes, we still exist.[/b]
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3 Replies[b]The Deity is seen sleeping on top of a table floating down stream. He has a bloody bag beside him which he drops into the stream in his comatose state.[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 5/3/2016 4:36:15 PM*wakes up in my pool* Anddd... I'm the designated driver... Greattt... Virgin shit for me... [spoiler]Open. Yea... It looked like you had a crazy party here.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by DigitalNinja: 5/3/2016 1:16:19 PM[b]I wake up suddenly, sitting up and slamming my head on the top of the desk I was sleeping under[/b] Ow.... [b]I get up from under it, and realize that both the desk and me are on the roof[/b] Ugghhh
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142 Replies50,000!! [b]Pulls out a large bottle labeled "Holy Shit", and slams it on the table[/b] Alright. Fifty bucks says none of you can tank a full shot of this stuff.. [b]The bottle burns a hole in the table[/b]
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116 Replies*arzu'ul leaves the dojo for the grave of his friend* "i will return soon" [spoiler]open[/spoiler]
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It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. We all laughed at the concept. -blam!- a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect -blam!-. "What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself. After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers. "Dude hold on," Steve smiled. "What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor. Steve sloshed his way over to his refrigerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was. "What the -blam!- -blam!- is that Steve?" I asked "-blam!- Cheerios man. You should -blam!- them!" He seemed excited. "Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you..." I was cut off. "Naw dude I didn't -blam!- no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse. "Fine -blam!- I'll do it." I was becoming erect already. "How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die. "Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my -blam!- dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions. "Nah dude I just don't want any -blam!- cheating, man. I got $50 on this -blam!-." "Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again. We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect -blam!-. They were Honey Nut. Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member. The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard cries of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my -blam!- grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling. I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessly into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened. "I -blam!- love cheerios," I said with a smile. [spoiler]did I do it right?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat is an rp post?
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54 RepliesA figure in a dark cloak comes near the entrance [spoiler]Let Me In!!! I say[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA massive shipment of beer and condoms come in, courtesy of the Empire. Cheers on 50k, again!
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15 Replies[b]PROCEEDS TO FILL THE SWIMMING POOL WITH LIQUOR[/b] [i]DIVE IN CHILDREN[/i]
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4 RepliesEdited by MerLew: 5/4/2016 6:42:13 AMAm I ban't? Am I?
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[b]the party is roaring like a forge Lego gets to the top of the dojo[/b] WELCOME PARTY PEOPLE! *hicup* 50K! 50K! 50K! 50K! [b]he falls down onto each roof until he lands Into the courtyard[/b] I'M GOOD!
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*Passes out in the fountain.* [spoiler]Night Guys/gals[/spoiler]
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[b]Passes out on top of a bunch of broken tables[/b] [spoiler]I'm calling it a night.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Inflatablepants: 5/3/2016 4:00:49 AM[b]On top of the waterfall an epic battle takes place. One of pecks, Abs and dank memes. Only one can live. The Deity hits him with a right hook. He returns with his ultimate power. His name... https://media.giphy.com/media/RHIrMEQMOF8VW/giphy.gif (I just thought that was funny anyways) http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-29-2015/gzI_zD.gif[/b]
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3 Replies[b]The Deity stands on a table[/b] Oooooookay you sons of butches. I! Am. Going. To. PERFORM FOR YOU. And it will be great. And fantastic. And you will want to make hot love to my vocal Cords. *ahem!* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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9 Replies"Alright you amazingly drunk mortals, time for some music!!!" [b]A whole stage rises out of the ground and I take my place as DJ.[/b] "I will take requests!!"
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7 RepliesEdited by Inflatablepants: 5/3/2016 3:33:54 AM[b]Tesuto stands up.[/b] Wait a second. I have not been here physically for long. But my database goes back to the beginning of this place. Isn't this the party for... [b][u][i]ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND POSTS?![/i][/u][/b]
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19 RepliesEdited by Royal Blade: 5/3/2016 3:36:37 AM[b]I walk in through the main Gates and pull you into a quiet room[/b] "Do you want to know what came before?" I ask [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
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50 Replies[b]The Deity walks around since Zane And Ninja left the fight to celebrate. He walks around the dojo, seeing the drinking and the partying. Surprisingly, he approves. [/b] Well Shit munchkins! Who knew you could throw a party like this! I bet I could drink every single one of you under the table! Let's go bitches! >Accept challenge? [spoiler]Open for everyone[/spoiler]
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2 Replies[b]I exit the dojo with my belongings and Start making my way down the road. I look back once.[/b] Goodbye, old friend....
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2 Replies[b]The night drains on and the party doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon. I Gather up my belongings and Start heading towards the doorway.[/b] This maybe goodbye, Ninja.
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13 Replies*Gets tipsy due to the drinks* H-hey.. I gotta say.. I didn't think we'd make this far.. Twice.. But here we are *hic*! And we're not shut down! That's right! We beat the trend! *hic* Suck it! *downs another shot*
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5 Replies[b]I am completely blitzed after multiple rounds of drinks, swinging my swords around blindly in the courtyard.[/b]
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80 Replies"I am prepared for this..." *He goes into his cardboard box. Twelve kegs filled with assorted alcoholic beverages and one filled with cream soda roll out, then a juke box playing "It's the end of the world as we know it." rolls out. A few strobe lights, confetti cannons, smoke machines, an extremely long table covered with cookies and pizza and a hot teapot with four teacups roll out. Sketch comes out with a wheelbarrow filled with fireworks that aren't just illegal in America... But they have actually been outlawed in some solar systems.* "WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!?!?!?!"
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1 Reply2016 >Trump has just been elected >About to say first words as president >He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience >"Obama, you're fired" >Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution >Trump is emperor for the rest of time >2025 >Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems >Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall >The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets >Nogs are enslaved again >Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps part 2: >The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" PART 3: >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive PART 4: >2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired" PART 5: >2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >( '-')/ Part 6: >The year is 2124 >Trump invests all efforts to making warp drives to quickly travel and defeat the aliens. >Alien no longer means someone from somewhere else. It means enemy. >Trumps enemy. >Our Deliverer Trump has found a small group of aliens on Pluto >Trump our King uses this opportunity to test out his latest warp drive. >Scientist hears of Trump the One's plan. >Scientist bows a knee in Trumps throne room. >"My Lord, you say you plan to destroy these aliens, but the warp drive is not big enough for a Trump Destroyer. How will you defeat them?" >Trump the Conquerer stood, and leaped from his 16 foot high throne. >He landed in front of the scientist on one knee, then he stood. >"I will take my personal trump fighter. No single alien will be left alive." >Trump the Masted made his way to the Trump Hanger, and boarded his ship. >Takes off and goes into orbit >Uses Warp Drive to reach Pluto >As Trump our Lord reached Pluto, he could see he had his hands full. >The aliens had two massive Ships, capable of mass destruction. >Trump is being signaled to land by the craft. >Trump lands on a landing pad >The Aliens come out to meet him. >Trump exits the ship in style, leaping 12 meters and landing gracefully, his bear cape flapping behind him. >The aliens approach him cautiously. >They look like humans, but they are wearing masks so it is hard to tell. >Trump slays them all
