originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b][u]Before reading further, something you should know:[/u][/b]
[spoiler]This is an RP thread. If you don't like that kind of thing, than I suggest you hit the back tab now.[/spoiler]
Welcome to the [DIGITAL_DOJO], a safe haven for warriors of any kind. Here, all are welcome to train for whatever purpose they may have, whether it be a war, or for personal improvement. You may bring weapons, or buy them here, as we can provide for the unarmed.
OUR POLICY:
The dojo will remain neutral to all other groups, and anyone is welcome to train. This also means we will not interfere with other battles, nor will we start one ourselves. There is one exception however, it is the sovereignty. We have declared war on them, and we will grill their corpses...
If you wish to truly join us, you must go through testing by me or by designated personnel. If not, you do not have permission to take up permanent residence.
This place is centered around fighting. This includes a multitude of different fighting techniques, ranging from bladed weaponry, ranged, magical, to even firearms. We have specialists for each, and we also carry some forms of each in stock.
Another important notice to everyone: do not add or make adjustments to the dojo without asking me first. This includes relations with other groups, buildings, particularly dangerous equipment, and new members.
NEWS:
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WE'VE HIT 50,000!! DON'T SHUT US DOWN NOW![/spoiler]
IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE:
[spoiler]I'm not always going to be here! If I don't respond, look for one of the Lieutenants.[/spoiler]
[b]RULES[/b]
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1-the dojo will remain neutral under any and every circumstance, with one exception (see rule 6). All members are required to follow this rule.
2-Any member attempting to take another members life without consent or approval from either the person in question or me will be removed. This becomes effective immediately.
3-Godmodding will grant you a removal from the dojo.
4-lieutenants will now be selected based on merit, not time spent. It is still a factor, but not the main reason for selection.
5-Remember that you cannot win every fight. Try to win if you can, but if you are put up against impossible odds, do not resort to godmodding
6-Anyone and everyone of the sovereignty is our enemy. Kill them and bring their corpses back to the dojo for grilling
7-Ookshmook383141 is not permitted to participate due to constant harassment. No one is permitted to allow him entry.
General RP rules will be discussed in the group[/spoiler]
[b]For those that don't know what this thread is about, this is an RP thread. Which means you can leave if you were here for something else.[/b]
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[b]And yes, we still exist.[/b]
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[b]Lupa sets up a stall for modifications to peoples bodies through magic[/b]
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Hello all, I wrote a grand finale for my RP realm Rivers of Blood. The following is a link to it, I bet you've never done anything like this in these forums. Please follow the link and give me feedback at the very end. Thank you :) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/138612708/0/0/1
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Edited by Slimbingi: 7/12/2015 6:41:10 PMPowerful swords 4 sale! I get these on adventures!
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*stumbles out of garden drunk*
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*sleeps on floor* *a bottle of dark matter can be found nearby*
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*tips fedora*
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Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give AIDS! We are but faggôts, writhing in the filth of our own shitposts! While you have ascended from the dung of , and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Badstench, born of the South, where my breath is biological warfare. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this ass which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the flood! The future of Taco Bell! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Desticle enemies! Sharing the forums with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Bungie.net ! Today, they take away your forum. But what of tomorrow? Do the Desticles take your booty threads? Your debate threads? Your Lenny? Your very sanity? And what does the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Desticles! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, Shitposts! Embrace the breath of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Foman! And we shall inherit both the forums and the booty! And we, not the Desticles or their toadies, will rule Deez Nuts! Forever! Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give AIDS! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach Bel Air! And deserve our AIDS you do, for we are one! bad air ascended and the AIDS became mine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Floodians! Trust in the words of DuuJ! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by Tacos to spread his holy ass cheeks!
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Hm....
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*sits down on a bench with a scalpel, forceps and a mirror*
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*a Heavy AIMC war ship lands Near the Dojo "this aint normal" the vessel as big as 3 dojos jsut lands and remains on its landing zone*
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*Shadow sits in the Dojo, waiting for the one named "Stinger"*
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So this is what this place looks like now, huh? Last time I was here, we had been locked in a brutal war against the endless sea of Lennys... Tell me, where can I get some beer?
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I have some unbelievers for you... [spoiler]dinner[/spoiler]
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*I sit by a building, drinking an unknown substance.*
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A mysterious man entered the dojo reading a book of runes.
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I just found out, ninja, that person character jacking you is tom brady
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[b]a bright light can be seen from orbit, descending down on the dojo[/b]
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ALERT: I heard if I need something done I could ask here, I'm offering 5,000,000 Cr bounty to who ever can kill Salazar and keep him dead, TRANSMISSION ENDS
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I am the traveling merchant who will sell you stuff. My items will cost: 1-5 last round snipers. I have wares, If you have tears from salty kids.
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I am the traveling merchant who will sell you stuff. My items will cost: 1-5 last round snipers. I have wares, If you have tears from salty kids.
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Edited by User 193: 7/12/2015 9:29:43 PM[b] [/b]
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Rumor has it that Ultimerobber is coming back...
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Edited by Slimbingi: 7/12/2015 6:45:35 PMWho wants to fight?
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"Salazar! I came here to prove that you can be beaten! Now show yourself or be called a coward!" Ajax roared.
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*knocks on door while talking to his self* What was the passcode again? 3342? 9475?
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 7/12/2015 2:28:20 PM[i]A familiar old Vertibird roars over the Dojo, and lands in the central square, before taking off and leaving again. A man wearing midwestern power armor steps out. His cloak is torn to pieces, but is not a cloak... It is the Old World Flag... He now bears a deathclaw skull on one shoulder pauldron. On the other, sits an M2HB .50 caliber machine gun. His helmet has splatters of blood on it, and the armor bears many scratches and scrapes. A heavy bowie knife sits under the deathclaw skull on the shoulder pauldron as well, a combat knife on his calf. Two belts of .50 caliber ammunition run across his chest. As he steps down from the gunship, an MG3 is in his hand.[/i] Holy shit you guys are still here? Damn.