originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b][u]Before reading further, something you should know:[/u][/b]
[spoiler]This is an RP thread. If you don't like that kind of thing, than I suggest you hit the back tab now.[/spoiler]
Welcome to the [DIGITAL_DOJO], a safe haven for warriors of any kind. Here, all are welcome to train for whatever purpose they may have, whether it be a war, or for personal improvement. You may bring weapons, or buy them here, as we can provide for the unarmed.
OUR POLICY:
The dojo will remain neutral to all other groups, and anyone is welcome to train. This also means we will not interfere with other battles, nor will we start one ourselves. There is one exception however, it is the sovereignty. We have declared war on them, and we will grill their corpses...
If you wish to truly join us, you must go through testing by me or by designated personnel. If not, you do not have permission to take up permanent residence.
This place is centered around fighting. This includes a multitude of different fighting techniques, ranging from bladed weaponry, ranged, magical, to even firearms. We have specialists for each, and we also carry some forms of each in stock.
Another important notice to everyone: do not add or make adjustments to the dojo without asking me first. This includes relations with other groups, buildings, particularly dangerous equipment, and new members.
NEWS:
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WE'VE HIT 50,000!! DON'T SHUT US DOWN NOW![/spoiler]
IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE:
[spoiler]I'm not always going to be here! If I don't respond, look for one of the Lieutenants.[/spoiler]
[b]RULES[/b]
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1-the dojo will remain neutral under any and every circumstance, with one exception (see rule 6). All members are required to follow this rule.
2-Any member attempting to take another members life without consent or approval from either the person in question or me will be removed. This becomes effective immediately.
3-Godmodding will grant you a removal from the dojo.
4-lieutenants will now be selected based on merit, not time spent. It is still a factor, but not the main reason for selection.
5-Remember that you cannot win every fight. Try to win if you can, but if you are put up against impossible odds, do not resort to godmodding
6-Anyone and everyone of the sovereignty is our enemy. Kill them and bring their corpses back to the dojo for grilling
7-Ookshmook383141 is not permitted to participate due to constant harassment. No one is permitted to allow him entry.
General RP rules will be discussed in the group[/spoiler]
[b]For those that don't know what this thread is about, this is an RP thread. Which means you can leave if you were here for something else.[/b]
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[b]And yes, we still exist.[/b]
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Welcome to my dojo. If you walk in, I will kill you. If you get near my dojo, I will kill. If you comment on this thread at all, [b]I Will Try To Kill You[/b] HOWEVER: you may be able to escape. If you offer me gifts or you group up with other victims and manage to escape my dojo, I have some guy (LordMoldyButte) hosting a cookout in back. He's making shish-kebabs with katanas. I may leave the dojo to join the party periodically, but I will kill one person randomly, and only one. Good luck. Best way to survive: offer me something, and I may let you live, albeit with an injury or two. My weapons: sacrificial blade of Cthulhu, flaming katana that can be conjured from thin air, gold and diamond tipped sword, two desert eagles, explosive kunai, a magical shield, and a dagger that was gifted to me. I also now have two high end cars. My allies: IntrepidTurtle, DrewGames777, BANANA, Richard Nixon, VengefulSiren, LordMoldyButte Edit: 100 replies! [i]many more deaths to come, however[/i] Edit 2: I now have the ability to conjure a flaming katana and have more powerful kunai. Edit 3: don't touch that barrel in the corner. The head of the still-living deadpool is drinking booze in there... Edit 4: my bloodlust is starting to subside. I may be a little more merciful. Maybe. Edit 5: deadpool (DrewGames777) may kill you as well. Edit 6: the Lenny's have invaded. This thread is under siege. Update 7: The dojo now has a nuclear weapons program
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*walks down the dark road towards the dojo* "I'm looking for a fight"
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Uhhhh....GUYS?! THAT ISNT NINJA!!!
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*the figure draws closer* [b]It is now evident that this is not Digital_Ninja[/b]
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*tosses puppies into carnivorous rosebushes*
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*A figure can be seen in the far distance*
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Ok we'll there are false people here, all [b]Real[/b] dojo members sign below.
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*feeds anime weaboos to Venus flytraps*
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Anyone want to spar?
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*emily has been at the entrance for 12+ hours as she waits for ninjas arrival then got bored and cleaned the whole place and made it look nice she later sits back down outside , still wating then she sighs* will he ever come back?
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Hes busy eating chicken guys
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Ok.... Minimum number of tables....
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Hm...anye notice the numbers at the bottom of the op? It's at 1...so will ninja comeback tommrow?:D
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*is getting things ready*
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18000
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I just want to clarify something. If my character isn't affected by something very much during a sequence leading up to a battle that means A: I won't be able to finish the fight or B: Something is happening to where I really don't want to battle. Keep this in mind while you are trying to fight my character. I am not god modding, if you hit him with something powerful enough it will hurt him. During battles and times leading up to battles, this effect will be negated unless the two things I have listed happen. Thank you for understanding.
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*Herds cows in the courtyard* [i]Yes my sweeties, eat it all...[/i]
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*walks around*
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Im a girl in this roleplay *walks into the dojo in my short shorts and looks at all the muscular men and then takes a seat*
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*Sithis reads a book on a tree*
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*walks up*
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What happened here?
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*Sithis sleeps on a tree*
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*emily is on the floor screamine* GET OUT IF MY HEAD!
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I got a sword guys! [b][i][u]Link Chest Sound Plays[/u][/i][/b] Eh, timing could've been better... Now.... [b][i][u]Cuts Off Arm Accidentally [/u][/i][/b] Wow, this is embarrassing... Anyone wanna fight?