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6/3/2015 3:00:07 AM
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Yep. I don't mean to alarm you but there is a purple walrus behind you. *sips sock coffee* And someone turn the damn AC on its hot in here!
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*takes off helmet and looks behind me...* damn space walruses...they're the best Spec Ops guys we have but they're damn creepy! YOU HEARD THE MAN WALRUS TURN THE AC ON!!* puts on helmet and stands up* alas my friend it is time for me to return to earth and save some people. Will you be here upon my return? Ordered the cooks to make fresh sock coffee just for you.
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Edited by Vix: 6/3/2015 5:02:56 AMPerhaps you should have them not put socks in the coffee. I don't think seeing a purple walrus is healthy.
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You drink it just fine though...
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BUT IM SEEING A WALRUS
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You do know there are walrus's onboard the ship
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So I'm not crazy...
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Not at all
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*yells at the coffee boy "I'll take a double shot of sock!"* So your going back to earth?
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*yells at coffee boy* make that two!! Yes, I am. There's people there that need help. We also need some news, supplies and something to give the people hope, I'd be a bad leader of i wasn't taking lead on this. Got anything you want me to bring back?
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No. I'll just stay here an complain about things until someone fixes them, and of course, refuse to acknowledge their problems.
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I'll be back soon friend. Goodluck. *gets up and shakes your hand*
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Until then.
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*walks in slowly with a look of defeat* hello friend, mind ordering me a sock coffee?
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Some one get this man some damn coffee!
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*takes the coffee and gulps it down* ANOTHER!! So friend, any thoughts on our current state?
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Well, you should know that I will be out of range for a wireless connection for the rest of the weekend, beginning within the next half hour, as I will soon be in the middle of nowhere, and all communication to the outside world will be limited.
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Well good luck to you friend. If you choose to return I'll be happy to speak to you again. Until we meet again.
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It'll be the first time I don't spend my time constantly drinking coffee. (I will of course continue to complain) until then
