Things you'll need:
-Sex appeal
-All the bitches
-An Exo Hunter, a human Hunter, and an awoken Warlock.
-A long ass dong. (Note: must be AT LEAST 3400 grimoire long)
-The "Eye of Osiris" emblem (because you know PvP definitely reflects your swag level in PvE).
-3 eggs.
-A student loan of over 20,000 dollars.
-Confidence
-Charm
-Lots 'O' Mountain Dew™ and Doritos™.
-One of your dad's nudie magazines with the pages stuck together.
-A sacrifice to our dark lord Master Rahool.
-The blood of a virgin (no, your sister doesn't count, she's a slut).
-3 Gjallarhorns
Step 1: Kill all enemies that spawn immediately.
Step 2: Wait until the gorge...
Step 3: Gjallarhorn.
-TL;DR
Git gud.
Edit 1: OMGEE! MERM! GET TEH CAMERAA! WERE R TRENDING! "Why couldn't you be more like your brother?"
-Mom