Waltzed outta me mum. Fite meh on this glorious day. Bow before your overlord.
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Happy birthday you fig
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Happy birthday!
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Was getting a bj in the woods beside my high school.
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I escaped from jail 16.5 years ago. It's been a crazy run from the law.
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*ninja kicks you and runs*
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Bring in the bleach! Cuz ya know..., laundry... [spoiler]<]:3>[/spoiler]
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[quote]Bow before your overlord.[/quote]
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I'll be 23 in a few months myself. Happy birthday, you big chav.
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Happy birthday
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You don't have a mom
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Happy Birthday man/woman.
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Happy spawnday! BTW 23hours ago I waltzed into your mother's ... oh you know what comes next.
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Happy birthday
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23 years and nine months ago today, I knocked up yer mom.
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yay happy birthday :-)
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Cause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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Happy birthday!
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Remember that nobody likes you when you're 23 [spoiler]i'm already out[/spoiler] [spoiler]happy birthday by the way[/spoiler]
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Yay! (>^-^)>
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No one cares [spoiler]Jk give me a hug (>^-^)>[/spoiler]
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Happy birthday bud!
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By the nine you are glorious
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Haaaaaaapppyyyy buuuuuurrrrttthhhhhhdaaaaayyyy 2oooooo <uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Happy birthday