Grinding for Keys on Venus, with Ether Chests abound, We saw "a pack of wolves are prowling" followed by a horrible sound, A Tombship came cutting through, which we thought quite bizarre, Followed by a Harvester, like the ones they use on Mars, Then came a Skiff, and a Vex Cloud too, And my friend got kicked by "Error Code: The whole god damn zoo"! Out of the ships, our enemies emerged, And when we saw them, all of our stomachs lurched. Sekrion, Phogoth, The Psion Flayers, Rockets McDickFace, his fat rolls in layers, Aksor, Taniks, the Scarred, Sepiks Prime, Omnigul, as well as all of the story bosses at the same time. Finally they appeared, and filled our hearts with dread, Atheon and Crota, with a Skolas on each of their heads. We thought it was the end of this entire ordeal, Because all of these enemies made the lag too real, But those words appeared on the bottom of the screen, "Prepare yourselves scrubs, you've joined SmoggyPluto's fireteam". The clouds parted, and there was our hero so great, his mere presence improving our framerate, He wore every exotic at the same time, Was constantly followed by Xur of the Nine, His weapon of choice took all 3 slots, It was called "Black Fate-Horn" or at least so I thought. The Story bosses evaporated by the intensity of his light, The strike bosses incinerated when they fell under his sight. The ground shook when his feet hit the ground, The planet echoed with a rumbling sound. When finally he spoke to the remaining fiends, His words were even able to change the rhyme scheme, [b]"Perhaps you scrubs didn't know, So I guess I'll have to show, That my name's SmoggyPluto, And git gud is the mother -blam!-ing motto."[/b] He pulled the trigger once and fired his gun, And out emerged a bullet the size of the sun. Crota and Atheon grabbed for each other The Skolas's both said "hold me brother!" The bullet went at the speed of OP And blew them up so quickly it made me wee He turned around and looked me in the eye And without him speaking I heard the word [b][i][u]"Bye"[/u][/i][/b] Thus ends the Ballad of SmoggyPluto I'm out of rhymes, plz Nerf Final Round Edit:Trending! It's Happening! Edit 2: How is this still a thing? Thanks so much for all the comments and the support! You guys are awesome! Expect the Ballad of Randall soon!