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Edited by General Percival:
6/1/2015 6:05:42 PM
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(Guard) shit
*the two guards open fire on the evidently hostile creature and quickly run back to the perimeter where more soldiers join them.
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*snaps the remaining ones neck from behind*
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[spoiler]your elsewhere fighting Salazar quit teleporting[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sal stopped replying [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sorry[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]great guys now we have two hostiles...[/spoiler] *several thunderous noises are heard. Suddenly everyone in the area is knocked to the ground as a my drop pod hits the ground and then the drop pods of my personal Raider team drop around me. We step out and confront our adversaries while my medic checks the wounded.* As commander of the Alamo and protector of the Terran refugees as well as the Local tribes I hear by order all of you to cease all fighting *pumps my shot gun* Or be destroyed.
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*captain Neuer in a heavy German made tank arrives with reinforcements the evil daemon guy is surrounded.* (Neuer) commander I grow tired of this daemon interloper. Normally I'd ask for his surrender but I think it prudent just kill him.
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Agreed. Waste him. *everybody opens fire*
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Edited by Despicable gnome: 6/2/2015 6:31:15 AM*bullets bounce of* Im not gonna kill you unless you pose a threat and... we are not part of a tribe... its just me now
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*transmits a message to the ship. My men and I fall back* a huge railgun round fired from the main cannon hits you dead on and you are destroyed, all that's left is your head sputtering robotic nonsense. [spoiler]why do people always have to try and become OP lol [/spoiler]
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*head starts roling away * I will be back...just after iv been in the regeneration chamber for a month or two
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*picks up head* Ohhh no you don't! You answer my question in the other comments! And maybe this will be non canon... [spoiler]breaking the 3rd wall is best [/spoiler]
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Edited by Despicable gnome: 6/2/2015 6:40:40 AMUgh whadya want
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Shhhh talking head. You are going to be released from your prison...eventually. *puts you in a cage and leaves you in the center of a tribal village where they worship you.*
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Dammit im gonna need a week to heat up enough to melt these bars Its ginna get boiling
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*as the cage begins to bend cause of the heat the villagers put you in a pool of sorts.*
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Thats it *at night* rolls onto the floor and starts rolling away
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Alarms go off as you try to roll away and tribals search for you, finding you under a bush.
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*self destruct in 10 seconds* 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Blows up Non canon right
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[spoiler]right [/spoiler]
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Dammit
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Shhhh do not fear friend, this is non-canon......I hope you enjoy being here with the tribals
