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6/1/2015 6:44:38 AM
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*brings you straight black coffee from the field, with the sock still in the tin cup.* I would assume this is more to your liking old friend...so what brings you back here?
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I felt that I hadn't refused to acknowledge other people's problems other than my own enough.
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Reasonable enough, well how's the coffee? Let me help you accomplish your goals OHH wise one. We sent a team to earth, they might die. We sent s team to this moon, they probably died. We sent a team to explore the system...some died. Should we just find a new home?
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I don't think enough people have died to give up yet. *sips coffee* it is sufficiently socky.
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I'm gonna take that as "less people have died with you in charge. Keep up the work. Get me more sock coffee."
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You are learning. Yes I want more sock coffee.
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*pull off my helmet and begin brewing coffee in it over my portable stove. Then I pull off my boots and a sock. I hand you a cup once it's done.* freshly squeezed. Enjoy.
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*sips coffee dramatically and looks to the sky* Out there, somewhere, is someone who cares about my problems just as much as me. *sips more coffee*
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*looks into stars with you.* If that person is female, I would have to look out for the children y'all wouldn't raise.
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If that person is female and worth it, I'm sure I could forget about my problems... at least for a while.
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Well you are lucky, nothing will make me forget about the problems our species is having right now
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Try drowning your problems in coffee. Or whiskey, that works too.
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I don't have the time, it's my responsibility to deal with these issues therefore I cannot do that.
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Alright. At least point me in the direction of something that I can nag about.[spoiler]while drinking coffee[/spoiler]
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Nag about the civilians aboard the ship, freeloaders want to take over the ship!
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Damn free loaders. *sips coffee* thinking that their problems are bigger than mine. *looks out ship window* Were I come from you do your part or your good as dead.
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Everybody works or they don't eat huh
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Exactly. My job is to complain about the way things are done so that people do them better. *drinks last bit of sock coffee*
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I see, you truly are a wise one...is there anything I can do for you?
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Fire someone, I don't care who. Then get me more coffee please.
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*calls a waiter to bring more sock coffee. He delivers it then I look him in the eyes* you're fired and have just been conscripted into the Terran marines. Report to deck B Hanger 12 for further orders. Good enough?
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You done good.
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Tell me friend, where did you gain your knowledge?
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From years of complaining and refusing to acknowledge other people's problems. *sips coffee*
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Oh...I thought it was the sick coffee
