[quote]*looks down at group of school children* And that is the legend of our unnamed hero who singlehandedly defeated an alien armada.[/quote] >crashes through window >ALL THE KIDS R ALIENS >U WOT M8 >SHIT BLKWS UP >base is blown to bits >only ones to get out >huge scarab comes out of nowhere >gets rekt >#3edgy5me >big battle ensues >intervention >360 quicscops >Spoodermans around the room >aliens-teh fuk >me-drops nuke >ayy lmao >saves day >gets praised >gets laid >the end