I personally sexually identify as a attack helicopter. Hbu bby?
[b]EDIT:[/b] attack helicopter is winning, but attack helicopter is in a close second. Attack helicopter is in 3rd
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Edited by The King Pleb: 5/31/2015 5:54:29 PMI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.