If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are.
I'd say the cutest thing she does is since she's originally from Honduras, she speaks Spanish really fast when she gets mad at me; I haven't the slightest idea what she's saying, but I think it's just absolutely adorable.
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My girlfriend is the cutest, she brushes my teeths, feeds me, gets me dressed, pleasures me, at my very whim too, it really knows what I want. She's very very handsy, which is great because it's always good to have a hand