>Just turned 16 >Everyone at my kick ass party >Turn the corner >Freaking hot ass girl standing there >Ultimateboner.jpeg >Everyone in my way, push through >Lurk around for a few hours >Can't work up the courage to bring her a drink >All the beer is gone >Notaparty.jpeg >Turn up the music and get boogie >My girl gets on the floor and does the dinosaur >Everyone watches her t-rex >Let her keep going >Tingle.jpeg >She twists >Tingletingle.jpeg >Everyone still watching >EjaculationFiesta.jpeg >Laughter fills the room as I look down >Be me >Everyone laughs and leaves >Allalone.png >MFW first letter of every sentence >Still got presents