Nerf this, nerf that Nerf the cat in the hat Nerf Ghorn, nerf Thorn Nerf OHK bombs Nerf anything that kills us all From VOG to Crota to that killer thrall Nerf runs, nerf bums Nerf golden guns Nerf rules, nerf fools Nerf blinking tools Nerf that guy call Atheon Even those bounties by Eris Morn Nerf Vex, nerf sex (no seriously, seen it) Nerf that crazy ex Nerf snipes, nerf rights Love to see them wipe Nerf all them dancing arc bladers Don't want anyone to get flawless raider And if you are still failing to comprehend, I'll break it down to you, my clueless friend This is what you sound like, I pray you hear This is you every day of every month of every year Stop calling for nerfs, stop those screaming and shouts There's a god waiting there in the moon's Hellmouth He's getting really lonely, go pay him a visit Stop crying over nothing you -Blam-headed misfit! Inspired by Original Nerf Song Writer