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Edited by Nucking Futs :
6/3/2015 2:23:52 AM
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>be me
>Just turned 16
>Everyone at my kick ass party
>Turn the corner
>Freaking hot ass girl standing there
>Ultimateboner.jpeg
>Everyone in my way, push through
>Lurk around for a few hours
>Can't work up the courage to bring her a drink
>All the beer is gone
>Notaparty.jpeg
>Turn up the music and get boogie
>My girl gets on the floor and does the dinosaur
>Everyone watches her t-rex
>Let her keep going
>Tingle.jpeg
>She twists
>Tingletingle.jpeg
>Everyone still watching
>EjaculationFiesta.jpeg
>Laughter fills the room as I look down
>Be me
>Everyone laughs and leaves
>Allalone.png
>MFW first letter of every sentence
>Still got presents
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