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5/28/2015 11:37:30 PM
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If you had THE FORCE...?
[b]How would you use it in your "[i]everyday[/i]" routine?[/b]
I work in retail, so i would totally use it to put away merchandise on the shelves so i wouldn't have to do it manually anymore. XD
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Reach Pringles at the bottom of the canister.
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I would use it to cheat at claw machines.
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Bitch slap everyone I know when they are dicks. [spoiler]Also, use it to jerk yourself off.[/spoiler]
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Act like im the avatar
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1 ReplyUse it to strip crush, get food, and plug in phone
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1 ReplyUse it to actually open automatic doors instead of just pretending.
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8 RepliesEdited by Uncaring_Bastard: 5/29/2015 11:14:24 AMNot gonna lie. 1. Mentally pull legs out of insects. 2. Mentally crush all my empty cans. 3. Toss people around like ragdolls. 4. Choke people I really don't like. 5. Whenever I see a criminal, use the force to implode him/her. [spoiler]*after typing this*: god I have issues [/spoiler]
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1 Reply77777
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[spoiler]I would use it to rip the spines out of my enemies[/spoiler], [spoiler]I would use it to conquer south america[/spoiler], [spoiler]I would use it as an excuse to buy a large black robe with a hood.[/spoiler]
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Jedi mind trick on my students to keep them in check.
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Lift up skirts.
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Live my life until I am suddenly but inevitably discovered by Task Force Valkyrie. Then epic last stand.
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Finally getting my cookie to the bottom of the cup of milk!
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Edited by Britton: 5/29/2015 11:40:55 PMIf my life was the exact same, except I had the force, I would use it to get to the hard to reach nuts and bolts on the helicopter I work on, get beers from the fridge, and prank my friends and brothers.
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1 ReplyImportant business.
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4 RepliesI wouldn't have to stick my hand in a Pringles can.
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Turn on the plantation and TV get the controller so I can play destiny
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Use the force to mind trick Xur into whatever I want :)
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4 RepliesUndo women's bras
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1 ReplyEdited by Aldrich: 5/29/2015 1:22:29 PM(ಠ益ಠ) 彡┻━┻ [spoiler]I can has Lightning???[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesId use it to make this the national dance.
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4 RepliesId use it mostly for the little things: Some d-bag cuts me off on the road i nudge him over to crash; nothin serious, just to learn his lesson. Mind trick my boss into giving me a raise and paying me 40 hrs a week but i only work when i want. Grabbing the remote because i [i]just[/i] sat down. Mind trick stores/ food places into getting free stuff. Steal money cuz i need it. Fight gangs in my spare time because they need to be dealt with. Fly. Float. Magic tricks. The list goes on....
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3 RepliesEdited by king of masons: 5/29/2015 12:26:24 AM1. bet people I have the force 2. they accept 3. move something with force 4. ??? 5. profit
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11 RepliesEdited by afanoflafear: 5/29/2015 10:25:37 PMBrb about to choke that attractive Italian female who was in my mathematics class during 9th grade then levitate her fresh corpse into a private location for some [i]personal use[/i].
