>Just turned 16
>Everyone at my kick ass party
>Turn the corner
>Freaking hot ass girl standing there
>Ultimateboner.jpeg
>Everyone in my way, push through
>Lurk around for a few hours
>Can't work up the courage to bring her a drink
>All the beer is gone
>Notaparty.jpeg
>Turn up the music and get boogie
>My girl gets on the floor and does the dinosaur
>Everyone watches her t-rex
>Let her keep going
>Tingle.jpeg
>She twists
>Tingletingle.jpeg
>Everyone still watching
>EjaculationFiesta.jpeg
>Laughter fills the room as I look down
>Be me
>Everyone laughs and leaves
>Allalone.png
>MFW first letter of every sentence
>Still got presents
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Noice [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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Ayy lmao
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[quote]Warthog fuel can't melt Spartan armor[/quote]
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Damn dude a frickin airplane hit the building who the frick cares what it can melt
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Jet fuel can't, but impact force can bend them
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Jet fuel can weaken steel beams
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+1 Illuminati
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+1 internet point
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Party Crasher +1.
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This is a good post. +1 OP.
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fuel steal can't melt beam jets
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Aw, crap.
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GG OP
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Gosh darn it
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Jet fuel can't melt lima beans
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>be me You'd like it.