I've played this game for -blam!-ing 1500 -blam!-ing hours and still no -blam!-ing no land -blam!-ing beyond!!1!1! I am more than done with this game and am going to take a shit on the disc while simultaneously throwing it in a paper shredder... Though the disc would win due to how -blam!-ing hard it is to get things!!!1!!1 IM DONE
ALSO NERF -blam!-ING THORN ITS TOO OP!1!1!!1!1!
[spoiler]Please note the tag. I'm simply poking fun at all the Gjallarhorn threads like this. The best part about this though is that I don't actually have a No Land Beyond nor have I played 1500 hours... Oh well. Let's see how many people comment about me being a -blam!-tard before reading everything[/spoiler]
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Would be way more funny if you didn't put the satire tag