*sigh*pavel, why is my recruit in a holding cell?

Im selling a xenomorph head for 1000 credits, does anyone want one? I have quite a few.

PAVEL!! Where are you?!?

In Spite of the recent fighting the new capital city's construction goes along ahead of schedule, in fact the main districts will be finished very soon. The majority of the civilian population has been moved to this city. It is a wonder of engineering and design laid out on a rectangular and orderly pattern. The coming completion reminds the people elections are soon set to be held and various political parties are set up. [memorandum] All military personnel who wish to have a property in the capital please contact the housing agency for more details. If you wish to register for the election forms are located in each unit's HQ and need to be turned in at the ministry of the interior.

*Hologram pops up and looks at man tied on a bed* "Alright,you are a pirate. You are scum and now you can be my lab rat. Clones!" *Holograms pop up* "Initiate the syrum and scans. Full dose" *A blue liquid goes into a needle and is then placed into various body parts of the pirate* "Insert in 3....2....now" *The needles are inserted and the pirate begins trying to break free* "Alright now we inject the formula" *The pirate then begins to scream as various body parts begin to grow and he gets bigger and bigger* "More syrum!" *The pirates screams can be heard from miles away* "Done. Aw shit" *The pirates face is dislodged and one eye is drooped down while various body parts are deflated looking* "Open the portal and warp him." *The chair is flipped and a hole opens up and the pirate is spaced* "We need to work on the formula more. Clones give me my data and the results from the test." *Footsteps can be heard down the hall*

*Hologram pops up* "Clones report" *Several holograms pop up* "What data have we got for our new-" *Looks around to make sure no one is there* "Project" *Holograms hands datapad to me* "Good. This can help us very much, has recon found any slavers we can test this project on? No. Alright, we need to find some organic tissue to test this on. Maybe we can ask for volunteers in the ODSTs. We have to make sure they aren't sick or have birth defects. This project will change humanity and make anyone who opposes New Terra will get a big suprise." *Holograms fade and I hold up a hologram of the human nervous system*

[b][i]infiltration of Hammerfall: the Capitol ship of chaos[/i][/b] *several security pict feeds aboard the chaos Capitol ship, [i]Hammerfall[/i], go dark* *one of the feeds captures unprecedented footage* [i]the feed:[/i] *5 chaos legionnaires patrol a dark corridor standing shoulder to shoulder - searching for the intruder(s) behind them, the air starts to shimmer.. A pair of sinister looking emerald eyes appear a moment later as a massive being in black obsidian armor steps out of thin air silently, a long mechanical tail whips from side to side - he is nearly the size of a primarch* *the figures gauntlets ignite with crackling green gauss energy as thrusters in the joints of his armor ignite - sending him hurtling through the air at the legionnaires* *the first legionnaire is decapitated from behind as the figure slams a gauntlet through the back of his skull - green gauss energy arcs all around and throws sparks everywhere.. The energy field of Libreous-Tibrarium's gauntlets sets the corpse on fire..* *a microsecond later, Libreous's fist connects with the second legionnaire torso with enough kinetic energy to flatten a dreadnought - his body explodes violently* *the reaction time of the chaos legionnaires is extraordinary but not enough.. They begin to spread out and fire at Libreous wildly* *Libreous pinballs between the remaining three enemies, his thrusters roaring, as he batters the chaos legionnaires with his deadly energy fists* *the last chaos legionnaire is ripped in half by Libreous's bare hands.. Blood is splattered everywhere* *Commander Libreous-Tibrarium stands up to his full height as he turns to the camera feed - his mechanical tail jabs into a dead legionnaires head and lifts it up into the air, emerald green gauss energy runs up and down the length of the tail as Libreous and the severed head stare at the camera* *two of his elite stealth commandos appear at his sides.. Neither come close his size but both quite imposing* *with a flick of his mechanical tail, the head is launched at the camera - the last frame seen is of the horrific facial expression of the dead legionnaire as it terminates the feed* [b][i]Several dead bodies later...[/i][/b] *the darkness is utterly silent.. Shortly thereafter, a faint, resonating electrical hum breaks the tension. Emerald green electricity begins to arc from the surfaces of the walls, floor, and ceiling - silhouetting a lone figure several meters away. His stance is imposing, he stands with his feet planted a bit wider than his broad shoulders, his arms flex tensely at is sides - elbows slightly bent forward extending into clenching fists* *Libreous begins to levitate as an emerald shockwave radiates outward from the lone figure as a gauss powered energy field ignites - splashing the foul succubus with a wet sounding slap.. It staggers backwards as the blinding green light emanates from every surface of the beings obsidian battleplate* *it becomes clear to you that the dark room wasn't meant conceal this foe, it was merely a side effect to the massive power requirements of Libreous's new armor* *the berserker transformation is nearly instantaneous. A potent Molotov cocktail of stimulants enter Libreous's bloodstream.. It amplifies his reflexes and stamina..... [b][i]and rage*[/i][/b] *the familiar grappling chains extend from his gauntlets and ignite with green flames. The thrusters in the joints of his armor ignite with the same colored flames in unison with the chains.. His transformation is complete* *without preamble, Libreous explodes towards the succubus with a sonic boom. His energy fists slam into the face of the succubus with a tremendous thunderclap, throwing green sparks and sizzling the meat on the chaos spawn's face. The force catapults the succubus in the opposite direction* *the beast hits the wall as a proximity mine detonates - violently blasting it back towards Libreous's lethal fists* *as the helpless beast is thrown within Libreous's reach, he wraps his left grappling chain around it like a tetherball post.. His thrusters flare with force, lending strength to his already superhuman power. Libreous flings the succubus into the air, spinning like a top, as he spins 360 degrees and slaps the beast with his mechanical tail upside it's head - sending it hurtling to the deck in a heap of bloody ruin* *Libreous roars as his thrusters flare once more, sending him rocketing in the direction of the beast - his feet totally off the ground*

*rides in on sparrow, gets off, and approaches you* What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

*Hologram pops up* "Hmmmm.....those men need better equipment. They may be good but they can do better, we still have guns jamming and ammo issues." *Pulls up holographic model of sniper* "Well first lets replace this bolt action with the newer self pullback. And the mag can fire better if we replace it with the Model-2344 it runs better with this model. Next the bullets can be replaced by heated crystalites we found on the moons. Those babies can melt a tank's armor with a few shots. It would also be good to add a more advanced scope module with the 3.23432 x zoom and it needs to have a lot better recoil control. Like seriously did the people at the lab get lazy? If we combine the chamber module and this part we can...Perfect! This model will be a lot better for our common grunts on the field. The Hunters already have their fancy shmancey snipers." *Hologram pushes Sniper model away and pulls up a model of an ODST* "Ahh these men need the most upgrades." *Starts moving pieces of armor around and adding pieces.*

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*walks up* Who commands here?

So...bored...(bleep) I just jinxed it so something bad happens didn't I?

Hello, I am Pete the Elite. I am here on behalf of my brothers asking if we could be of any assistance to you in your time of need. We expect no payment of currency in return, only that you will allow us safe passage through/on this planet and it's surrounding moons.

PAVEL you changed your profile picture and now im confused

Hey JT, any bounties you need help with?

Eh kovelenko. Any bounties you need me and the sith to take on? Keep in mind that is the entire reason that hunters battalion exists.

*logan wonders* damn unreliable hell portals...what is this place?

K'oyaci Ner Vod. #Mandalorian.

*Expertly hides in a cardboard box*

Lt.jt890m, Dfence reporting for duty.