You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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I would barricade rooms, run to the lunch room and grab all of the knives there. Then, I would sneak around since I'm basically a human squirrel, and I would try to find one of the assailants. Then I would kill the first one I saw, throwing something at the bathroom door, getting him to move there. I would throw a knife at him, then bum rush him. I would pick up his gun, shoot a single bullet into the bathroom and attract everyone there. I would then proceed to 360 no scope every thing will drinking Mountain Doritos. (A combination between Mountain Dew and Doritos) Then, I would put on sunglasses and go to the roof, shooting everywhere like a boss.