A local farmer in Brazil promised to give me quite a bit of cash to track down and hunt an exotic species of jaguar that's been killing his goats. I'm having trouble picking up a trail. All I have is my rifle, a compass, my phone, and a portable WiFi signal. Can anyone help me?
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Cut out all gasoline supplies in the local area. Afterwards the jaguar will stay put from lack of energy. Carefully approach it, as it might be running on it's reserve. If you manage to catch it of guard, then just get in and ride it to wherever you need, maybe my garage.
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Snipe it Otherwise get a shotgun and get up close to it Hopefully he pays good money
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You have my bow!
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So.... A Chupacabra?
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Exotic bounty? I prefer [i]erotic[/i] bounties.
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I was expecting paper towels. I R disappoint
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Edited by ross-ellingham: 5/27/2015 7:12:17 PMSounds like you've been having some bad juju. If you want my super good advice, get out of there before you meet the fate of all fools, being pricked by a thorn and the wound being invective. [spoiler]pocket infinitydoesn't really fit [/spoiler]
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#badb8
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Burn the forest down.
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Bump for help!