So for those of you who don't know I am a rapèst. It's just part of who I was born as there is nothing I can do to change it. So for those of you who want to say Rapè is illegal you're just being a rapèaphobe. To be honest I'm very tired of people not checking their privilege and allowing people to hate on who I am as a person.
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I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.