So for those of you who don't know I am a rapèst. It's just part of who I was born as there is nothing I can do to change it. So for those of you who want to say Rapè is illegal you're just being a rapèaphobe. To be honest I'm very tired of people not checking their privilege and allowing people to hate on who I am as a person.
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I sexually Identify as a Packet of Pringles. Ever since I was a young chip I dreamed of trapping people’s hands and morbidly deforming them beyond recognition as they tried to go for my delicious core. People say to me that a person being a packet of pringles is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install long tubular cannisters, a plastic cap and crunchy goodness in me. From now on I want you guys to call me "Xtra Kickin’" and respect my right to taste delicious and cause addiction. If you can't accept me you're a pringophobe and need to check your snack privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.